If you’ve watched UFC fights, you know how pretty intense these bouts can get. Mixed martial arts fighters are a tough bunch, and they’ll do all it takes to drop their opponents on the Octagon.
Not surprisingly, the canvass floor where the fights take place are often stained with sweat and blood. The latter being notoriously difficult to remove, frequently colors the floor with bright and dark red splatters from the jabs, punches, kicks, and faceplants of competitors.
But one MMA fighter brought in a new kind of stain to the canvass during a heavyweight “Ruckus in the Cage” fight in West Virginia last Saturday… poop.
Yes, that’s right. Feces. Excrement. Turds.
Squeezing the life out of the guy…
Daniel Cooper, who was pounding Travis Wolford in a fierce display of hammerfists, turned the fight in his favor with a vicious guillotine choke that cut off Wolford’s air in an instant.
Little did both fighters realize that Travis Wolford’s neck had a direct communications link with his large intestine, and right then and there, Wolford’s sphincter cried “uncle” and tapped out, immediately spewing copious amounts of poo through his shorts and on to the Octagon floor.
Wolford starts to slowly leak…
Members of the audience right next to the cage were horrified and immediately nauseated. Even Wolford’s opponent, Cooper looked like he wanted to tap out, too.
Apparently, hours just before the fight, Travis Wolford went out on a Chili Night celebration, and indulged in bowls of steaming chili.
As Cooper was choking the life out of him, Wolford’s anal muscles let go in a rush, and a literal chili explosion occurred on the canvass, complete with partially digested beans and tomato sauce.
The janitor must be freaking out right now…
Watch the embarrassing video:
According to Wolford, after his involuntary explosive defecation, he felt like he had lost 15 pounds!
Does that mean he falls below heavyweight category now?
So let this be a lesson to all you MMA-wannabes… the next time you feel the urge for some hot spicy bean stew, indulge yourself after a fight… not before, or else, like Travis “The Brown Bomber” Wolford, you’ll literally get the crap beaten out of you.
Bees Kill Penguins by Stinging Them in the Eyes
2000 Kilogram Sunfish Caught Off North African Coast
Man Embezzles $57K in COVID-19 Relief to Buy Pokemon Cards
Florida Man Catches and “Recycles” Alligator in Driveway
Man Shocks Reporter on How He’d Spend the Lottery Winnings
Man Joins Search Operation Not Realizing He’s the One Missing
World’s Oldest Rhino Dies in Italian Zoo at 54 Years Old
Meet Quilty – Cat Escape Artist Helping Other Cats Jailbreak
Fans Use American Flag to Save Falling Cat During Football Game in Miami
TikToker Shares How She Tricked Invaders Who Tried Opening The Hotel Door While She Was Alone
Man Iced Neighbor Who Repeatedly Asked Him “When Are You Getting Married?”
Do You Live in One of These 15 Countries With The Most Beautiful Women on Earth?
The Secret Meaning of Anklets And Why Some Wives Wear Them
Waking Up Between 3 to 5 AM Could Mean You’re Experiencing Spiritual Awakening
Divorced Man Wrote 20 Epic Marriage Advice He Wished He Could Have Had
Haunting Photos of Two Tourists Snapped Just Before They Mysteriously Disappeared
“Chastity Cages” is the Latest Thing for Men
Pork Fat Is Officially One of the World’s Most Nutritious Foods
Some Stranger Padlocked This Guy’s Earlobe And Ran Away With The Key
Three-Month-Old Baby Left Blind in One Eye After Family Friend Took His Picture
News10 months ago
Mexican Residents Tie Mayor To Tree After He Failed To Fulfill His Campaign Promise
Interesting10 months ago
Diver Coaxes Octopus To Trade His Plastic Cup For A Shell
OMG9 months ago
Bride Asks Husband If She Can Hug Her Ex-BF “One Final Time” During Wedding
Entertainment9 months ago
Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson Could “Unite The People” If He Runs As US President, Says The Undertaker