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MMA Fighter Caught in A Chokehold Poops All Over Octagon Canvass

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If you’ve watched UFC fights, you know how pretty intense these bouts can get. Mixed martial arts fighters are a tough bunch, and they’ll do all it takes to drop their opponents on the Octagon.

Not surprisingly, the canvass floor where the fights take place are often stained with sweat and blood. The latter being notoriously difficult to remove, frequently colors the floor with bright and dark red splatters from the jabs, punches, kicks, and faceplants of competitors.

But one MMA fighter brought in a new kind of stain to the canvass during a heavyweight “Ruckus in the Cage” fight in West Virginia last Saturday… poop.

Yes, that’s right. Feces. Excrement. Turds.

Squeezing the life out of the guy…

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Photo credit: Lancenet

Daniel Cooper, who was pounding Travis Wolford in a fierce display of hammerfists, turned the fight in his favor with a vicious guillotine choke that cut off Wolford’s air in an instant.

Brutal takedown…

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Little did both fighters realize that Travis Wolford’s neck had a direct communications link with his large intestine, and right then and there, Wolford’s sphincter cried “uncle” and tapped out, immediately spewing copious amounts of poo through his shorts and on to the Octagon floor.

Wolford starts to slowly leak…

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Photo credit: Lancenet
…and splatter…

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Photo credit: Lancenet

Members of the audience right next to the cage were horrified and immediately nauseated. Even Wolford’s opponent, Cooper looked like he wanted to tap out, too.

Apparently, hours just before the fight, Travis Wolford went out on a Chili Night celebration, and indulged in bowls of steaming chili.

As Cooper was choking the life out of him, Wolford’s anal muscles let go in a rush, and a literal chili explosion occurred on the canvass, complete with partially digested beans and tomato sauce.

The janitor must be freaking out right now…

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Photo credit: Shock Mansion
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According to Wolford, after his involuntary explosive defecation, he felt like he had lost 15 pounds!

Does that mean he falls below heavyweight category now?

So let this be a lesson to all you MMA-wannabes… the next time you feel the urge for some hot spicy bean stew, indulge yourself after a fight… not before, or else, like Travis “The Brown Bomber” Wolford, you’ll literally get the crap beaten out of you.

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H/T: Lancenet, Shockmansion, and Daily Star

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