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Thai Woman Gets Hospitalized After She “Fell” on Cucumber And It Got Stuck Inside Her

According to the woman, she slipped on the floor and “fell down” on the cucumber.

Excuses, excuses, excuses. Some people make them in the hopes of getting away with things but alas, they are simply not convincing enough.

A 51-year-old Thai woman from Bangkok recently made headlines after being sent to the hospital. Her problems? Well, she was complaining of vaginal pains because of a certain culprit – a cucumber.

A report by the Singapore Uncensored website tells us that after the woman was rushed to the hospital, she told the doctor that she fell down and it so happened that a cucumber was there and it simply slipped in on her private part.

This Thai woman had a cucumber stuck in her vagina and she swears it’s all an accident.

Naturally, no one believed her.

The blog reports that the news “was reported yesterday by Thailand official TV station.”

This, of course, reminds us of another story wherein a man in his 20s had to endure 12 hours of excruciating pain after his genitals got stuck in a ball-bearing metal ring. This recently happened in Malaysia.

Well, at least that guy admitted why the ring got stuck there in the first place – unlike this woman who really had to deny, hoping she’d be able to fool people.

In both cases, the patients remained unnamed for obvious reasons – to protect their privacy (no pun intended there).

Either way, their stories definitely fit in our list of Reddit users who confessed about the awkward and embarrassing things they’ve done just because they are horny, some of whom have also experimented on interesting objects such as a shotgun, a fruit, some deli meat, and even a dictionary. Geez!

Anyway, do you believe that it was all really an accident for this Thai woman? Could it be possible that she really fell down on that cucumber? Share your thoughts with us by leaving a comment below!

1,532 Comments

  1. Chalasani Varun Chowdary

    March 5, 2018 at 3:59 PM

    Dinesh Nekkanti😂😂

  2. Sunday CY Siti Aysha

    March 13, 2018 at 5:58 PM

    Hahaha…lol….try carrot!
    I don’t believe accident ?

  3. Marvin Marasigan

    March 13, 2018 at 5:47 PM

    Hahahahahhaa 😂😂

  4. Jenica Pandes

    March 5, 2018 at 4:11 PM

    Familliar na story hahaha Ryan Enderes Densie Fox jobert socaldito peg

  5. Jeylou Tolentino Algabre

    March 8, 2018 at 9:51 AM

    What?

  6. Jeylou Tolentino Algabre

    March 8, 2018 at 9:51 AM

    What?

  7. Lanz Kervey Cue

    March 13, 2018 at 5:47 PM

    Lara Kathlene Buduhan pwede pala palabasing accident…HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Carlo Magno Rodriguez

  8. Mario Escudero

    March 13, 2018 at 5:58 PM

    Bert Sulay

  9. Pumla Mamthi Jokozela

    March 5, 2018 at 4:44 PM

    Thobile Miya so she fell into it babe I wonder how maybe😂

  10. Pumla Mamthi Jokozela

    March 5, 2018 at 4:44 PM

    Thobile Miya so she fell into it babe I wonder how maybe😂

  11. Pumla Mamthi Jokozela

    March 5, 2018 at 4:44 PM

    Thobile Miya so she fell into it babe I wonder how maybe😂

  12. Tharshine Veeraya

    April 4, 2018 at 6:16 PM

    Pavithra Palani I really wonder how 😨

  13. Haji M Al Musafir

    March 5, 2018 at 4:58 PM

    Ingat baka mahulog or madulas kayo at may cucumber hahahaha. LT ako dito lalo nung na alala ko kwento mo Angelo Cruz hahaha ingat kau Bryan Caguioa Charles Martin 😂😂😂😂

  14. John Ryan Nicolas

    March 13, 2018 at 6:06 PM

    She felt horny thats why. 😂😂

  15. Yee Mon Min Aung

    March 5, 2018 at 3:56 PM

    Aung Syn 🌝

  16. Christopher Siy

    March 5, 2018 at 3:56 PM

    This is why we travel Lisa 🙏

  17. Pok Nic

    March 13, 2018 at 6:06 PM

    Tak senonoh..tu la tak nak masalah jangan buat masalah laaaooooiiiiii

  18. Mimilok Mimilee

    March 8, 2018 at 9:13 AM

    Easy pips….cucumber’s fault…it found its way on its own to her wahhhhhhh😁😁😁

  19. Jessa Mae Canovas Dolor

    March 8, 2018 at 9:13 AM

    Hahahahahah kadiri ! Wayne Breganza Pural

  20. Pororo Yun

    March 8, 2018 at 9:51 AM

    Fell???🤔😂😂😂😂

  21. Pororo Yun

    March 8, 2018 at 9:51 AM

    Fell???🤔😂😂😂😂

  22. James Hudson

    March 5, 2018 at 4:23 PM

    Kyaw ThetTun

  23. Alejandra Álvarez

    March 13, 2018 at 5:58 PM

    Vale Perez Florez

  24. Karin Elias

    March 30, 2018 at 12:08 PM

    Ja ja

  25. Leo Fras

    March 5, 2018 at 3:58 PM

    ….but, aren’t Thai cucumbers supposed to be small!? 😄😁

  26. Glennmark Resol

    March 5, 2018 at 3:58 PM

    Puputi ma yan tagal na naka babad ng pipino sa pepemo eh.! Ahahahahaha

  27. Jefrie Madronio

    March 5, 2018 at 3:58 PM

    parang d2 sa saudi lang ah😂😂 natutulog daw ung lalaki tapos nahulog, pag kahulog nia pumasok daw ung ari nia sa ari ng babae,, naniwala sila sa kwento nia ayun abswelto si loko😂😂😂

  28. شرمه&#

    April 4, 2018 at 6:19 PM

    s***id!!!🤦🏻‍♀️

  29. Gemmaper Nofies Porton

    March 5, 2018 at 4:11 PM

    Huwag kasi i diin maxado,lalo na kung fresh kasi pwd po maputol yan at maiwan sa Loob.

  30. Vivien Ng

    April 4, 2018 at 6:16 PM

    Jr. Koh 😐

  31. Vin Shen

    March 5, 2018 at 3:59 PM

    Gilbert Goh

  32. Tshepiso Madioki Selowa II

    March 5, 2018 at 4:11 PM

    Fell on a cucumber…yeah right #smug ”Sex took me to hospital”

  33. Michael Goh

    March 5, 2018 at 4:02 PM

    Arrest the cucumber

  34. Kim Min Ji

    March 5, 2018 at 5:11 PM

    MC Corpuz

  35. Magduza Undag Erold

    March 8, 2018 at 9:17 AM

    how pity the cucumber is.. It was eaten the wrong way..

  36. Donny Brando

    March 8, 2018 at 9:31 AM

    Ehhhh….saying what?

  37. Donny Brando

    March 8, 2018 at 9:31 AM

    Ehhhh….saying what?

  38. Jamie Michaela Lazo

    March 13, 2018 at 5:47 PM

    Joanna Parales Gel Tuaño Lyn Fer Jed Vilo Tetay Reyes Alvin Glenn

  39. Brian Jong

    March 13, 2018 at 5:55 PM

    Ya sure, you’re unlucky…I believe you……NOT!

  40. Bernabe Natividad

    March 8, 2018 at 9:35 AM

    sana kandila nalang na tig 30 ginamit nya, o yung bote ng empe… mas matigas pa.

  41. Patricia Matchinsky

    March 5, 2018 at 4:11 PM

    Sean Antoni Orlanda guess what, cucumber stuck in my lalalalala because I’m makin a salad

  42. Michael Jay P. Mandigma

    March 5, 2018 at 5:11 PM

    Thelma Villanueva

  43. Anh Minou Huynh

    March 5, 2018 at 5:11 PM

    Mai Tran Bich Vu May Van mấy chế cẩn thận té ngã đừng để dưa leo nó chui tọt vô…

  44. Megan Lai

    March 5, 2018 at 3:56 PM

    Matsee Wanteh is you reu Pao ??

  45. Josephyn Koh

    March 5, 2018 at 4:44 PM

    This is totally rubbish! What a disgrace! Lols!

  46. Martin Kelland

    March 8, 2018 at 9:24 AM

    Ping pong show

  47. Jeswin Dhaliwal

    March 8, 2018 at 9:35 AM

    Mindy Jassal Mumtaz Farook Be very careful in the kitchen k😂😂😂😂

  48. Tarek Gawi

    March 13, 2018 at 5:58 PM

    Yeah she fell yup

  49. Cathy Altimairo

    March 13, 2018 at 5:53 PM

    Sandy Hirn 😳😳😂😂

  50. JR Ablaza

    March 5, 2018 at 5:11 PM

    Dhara Manaligod

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