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Thai Woman Gets Hospitalized After She “Fell” on Cucumber And It Got Stuck Inside Her

According to the woman, she slipped on the floor and “fell down” on the cucumber.

Excuses, excuses, excuses. Some people make them in the hopes of getting away with things but alas, they are simply not convincing enough.

A 51-year-old Thai woman from Bangkok recently made headlines after being sent to the hospital. Her problems? Well, she was complaining of vaginal pains because of a certain culprit – a cucumber.

A report by the Singapore Uncensored website tells us that after the woman was rushed to the hospital, she told the doctor that she fell down and it so happened that a cucumber was there and it simply slipped in on her private part.

This Thai woman had a cucumber stuck in her vagina and she swears it’s all an accident.

Naturally, no one believed her.

The blog reports that the news “was reported yesterday by Thailand official TV station.”

This, of course, reminds us of another story wherein a man in his 20s had to endure 12 hours of excruciating pain after his genitals got stuck in a ball-bearing metal ring. This recently happened in Malaysia.

Well, at least that guy admitted why the ring got stuck there in the first place – unlike this woman who really had to deny, hoping she’d be able to fool people.

In both cases, the patients remained unnamed for obvious reasons – to protect their privacy (no pun intended there).

Either way, their stories definitely fit in our list of Reddit users who confessed about the awkward and embarrassing things they’ve done just because they are horny, some of whom have also experimented on interesting objects such as a shotgun, a fruit, some deli meat, and even a dictionary. Geez!

Anyway, do you believe that it was all really an accident for this Thai woman? Could it be possible that she really fell down on that cucumber? Share your thoughts with us by leaving a comment below!

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Toddler Freezes To Death When Teacher Forgot To Bring Her Inside After Playtime

The poor girl’s parents are too distressed to speak about the incident.

Parents bring their kids to school to learn and be taken care of. Most of them believe that the school is the last place where their children can get harmed. However, the negligence of some individuals may place the students at risk.

A three-year-old girl froze to death after her nursery teacher forgot to bring her inside the classroom after playtime. That's amid -5C temperatures in Moscow, Russia.

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40 Times Olympic Figure Skaters Made Funny Faces While Competing

It turns out these athletes are also graceful… in their facial expressions.

It is not easy being an Olympic figure skater. You have to be graceful and flexible, but you also have to have finesse in showcasing your talent. Otherwise, you will not have the "WOW" factor. While this kind of sport deserves the respect it receives, it still can be a source of fun. Well, we are talking about the captured facial expressions of these athletes – and we just could not help but laugh. This just gives us a whole new reason to love them and the sports.

We here at Elite Readers decided to compile a list of facial expressions captured from Olympic figure skaters. And we believe every single one of you can agree that they are hilarious, with all due respect to these athletes, of course. Why so serious anyway? Scroll down below and let us know which ones are your favorites!

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Jealous Woman Slices Fiance’s Scrotum Using Her Diamond Engagement Ring

“I really did not expect her to be so vicious,” said the cheating guy.


We all know infidelity is bad but how far are you willing to go to punish a partner who cheated on you? One angry woman brutally attacked her fiance after discovering his dirty act.

According to reports, Rachael Biscoe got so furious she decided to slice open Trevor Camp’s scrotum using her diamond engagement ring. She caught him semi-naked in bed and talking to his lover over the phone.

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