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London Firm Hiring Naked Maids to Clean Houses for £45 Per Hour

They offer “excellent, nothing sexual, domestic cleaning services,” done by nude women.

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Of all job ads to appear in the Classifieds, an advertisement seeking naked maids ranks up there. It appears a UK cleaning company is currently hiring women to clean homes dressed in their birthday suit.

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London-based Naturist Cleaners is currently hiring a battalion of female house cleaners to work for them cleaning people’s houses in the buff.

The ad reads:

We are looking for female naturist cleaners who can clean private houses nude.

The job will require doing all general cleaning like dusting, tidying up, vacuuming, watering plants, making beds, using the washing machine, ironing clothes and cleaning windows.

And they’re paying their employees £45 (US$56) an hour to clean houses wearing only gloves and slippers.

You’ll get paid £45 per hour to clean houses while naked.

Considering the average hourly wage for a typical house cleaner in the UK is a measly £7.36 (US$9), it’s a huge incentive for women who don’t mind getting their hands dirty. And doing so in the nude.

According to Naturist Cleaners owner, Laura Smith, most of their clientele are men, a majority of whom belong to the nudist community. Smith claims cleaners doing the cleaning buck naked has increased in popularity. She had the idea after a nudist asked if he could be naked while she cleaned for him.

“We started in London two years ago and it’s proven really popular, so we’re expanding. It’s a service for the nudist community. We are a cleaning company. There is nothing sexual about the business at all. The majority of our clients are nudist. I understand people will think certain things about the company, but there is nothing untoward about it.”

And also because it makes normally drudging chores a lot of fun.

There isn’t any hanky-panky going on, however. While clients get their rocks off having a naked chick scrub their homes, the company maintains a strictly hands-off policy on their cleaners.

Naturist Cleaners began two years ago in London, and now they’re expanding in Peterborough, Southport and Surrey.

Hence, the need for more naked cleaners.

Smith says the company operates like an agency, and they only hire women as a majority of clients are men.

With a sprinkling of women who enjoy having naked chicks do their bidding.

Naturist Cleaners calls itself “one of UK’s leading naturist and nude cleaning service providers,” and invites customers to “choose our nude cleaners that suit your preferences.”

“Beautiful, fun, intelligent girls who are great to be around.”

The company charges £65 (US$81) and hour, and £55 (US$68) for each succeeding hour.

They also offer fully-clothed maids wearing the typical cleaner’s uniform, but charges less for them compared to cleaners that arrive unclothed.

Naturally, the naked maids win hands down.

For a “unique, fun, and exciting service” that’s guaranteed to be “the kind of experience you never forget,” hire a naked cleaner.

Naturist Cleaners says it will “keep a huge smile on your face for the rest of the week.”

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Kung Fu Master’s Manhood Gets Hit By Brick and Wooden Pole to Show Off “Iron Crotch”

Guess that gives new meaning to wrecking balls.

Apparently, "balls of steel" has ceased being a mere figure of speech, thanks to this Kung Fu master whose ironlike-crotch can stand being repeatedly kicked and hit with a brick and a wooden pole - a stunt that'll leave any average guy writhing in pain.

Master Wei Yaobin, a Chinese Kung Fu expert, has been practicing the unusual art of sustaining blows to his nether regions for ten solid years now, earning him the alias "Iron Crotch." His poor manhood receives kick after kick and hit after hit, yet Master Yaobin seems to be unfazed and maintains his cool composure.

Getting kicked in the crotch is a normal, everyday thing for Master Wei.

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Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Sends Apology Letter, Guy Sends It Back Graded Using Red Pen

When your ex wants you back but your inner grammar Nazi kicks in! This guy is savage AF!

Trust is a sacred thing that, once broken, can be hard to win back. So when a relationship ends because of cheating, you can almost always be sure that it certainly wouldn’t end well.

Take it from Nick Lutz, a college student who decided to break up with his girlfriend after she cheated on him.

Eventually, his ex decided to write him an apology letter, asking for forgiveness while, ironically, claiming no cheating ever occurred.

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MMA Fighter Gets Brutally Knocked Out While Trying to Dance in the Middle of Fight

MMA fighter Joe “Nitro” Harding wanted to taunt his opponent with his dance moves — and it didn’t end well for him.

In the world of mixed martial arts (MMA), there are some fighters who mess with their opponents' minds by trash talking or showing off. For instance, Bellator fighter Michael "Venom" Page is known for sometimes doing dance moves in the middle of a fight.

Perhaps, Page inspired another MMA fighter to try to bust out dance moves while fighting inside the octagon. Sure, it's fun to watch but frankly, it's not necessarily advisable for fighters to engage in such a behavior in the middle of a match.

Joe Harding (left) and Johan Segas (right)

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