A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her.
She asks him why is he staring and he replies, “I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.”
She answers, ‘My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic.”
The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I am single and I’m Catholic too!”
The nun says “OK, pull into the next alley.” He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
“My dear child,” said the nun, “why are you crying?”
“Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”
The nun says, “That’s OK, my name is Kevin and I’m on my way to a Halloween party.”
Not Convinced That Beardless Man Is Her Dad, Clever Baby Conducts A Sniff Test
Lindsey was obviously confused and clearly unconvinced that this man is her real dad. What she did will make you smile.
Remember the little girl who got terrified in a peekaboo surprise when her dad shaved his beard? Well, another little girl also got confused when she faced a clean-shaven man claiming to be her dad.
The little girl is a one year old named Lindsey. Her dad has had a beard all her life. So little Lindsey was obviously confused and clearly unconvinced that this man is her real dad. Which prompt her to investigates by touching him on the chin and face, a clear attempt to figure out what happened to the familiar beard.
Lindsey's father then says: "Hey baby girl", the the little girl is still quite unsure of his identity. However, she stayed cool and proceeds with the most important test - Lindsey takes a sniff of her dad's face....
Peekaboo Surprise Left Poor Little Girl Terrified After Dad Shaves Beard
This little girl got a terrifying surprise while playing peekaboo with her dad. And she did not like it….
Kids love peekaboo games. But this little girl got a terrifying surprise while playing peekaboo with her dad. Obviously, she did not like it. The video was uploaded last September 11, 2014 and as of this post garnered more than 9 million views. At the first, the two was playing a happy peekaboo game with the little girl giggling as her daddy hides his bearded face under a washcloth, popping out several times saying "peekaboo!" She laughed and giggled of course.
Then the father told the little girl to hold on for a minute and he will be back. He returns with his face once again covered with the washcloth.
When the girl peeks under the cover, she realizes her dad isn't the same man he was only moments earlier. He shaved his beard and she starts to cry because it appears she does not recognize her father with his new appearance. Poor thing....
Inconsiderate Flyers Beware: Passengers Shaming Is Watching You!
Passenger Shaming allows anonymous flight attendants and disgruntled airline passengers to anonymously share images of the most disgusting and unacceptable passenger behaviors.
Flying supposedly the fastest and most comfortable way to travel from one place to another. Unfortunately, there are always rude and inconsiderate people who make air travel worst. Recently, a former flight attendant named Shawn Kathleen started a Facebook Fanpage and website called Passenger Shaming. It allows anonymous flight attendants and disgruntled airline passengers to anonymously share images of the most disgusting and unacceptable passenger behaviors during their travels. The website unexpectedly became viral as outraged flyers around the world submitted photos of the most inconsiderate airline passengers behaving badly on flights.
These photos reminds everyone that if you don't want to be on this list. Then be considerate and practice proper airplane etiquette. Here are some images taken from the fanpage.