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Marksman Gets A Free Scope After Doing A Hilarious Favor

Sara Martinez

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Discovering you’ve been cheated on by someone you love is a horrible, painful, experience and the process of getting over the betrayal can be just as bad.

Cheating is definitely bad, we don’t condone it and we don’t promote violence either. The following story is only intended to make you laugh or smile. I can guarantee, no cheaters were harmed in the making of this story.

A marksman walks into a weapons store, looking to buy a new scope for his sniper rifle. The marksman tells the owner he wants the best one available.

The owner shows him a piece and says “This one has a reach of over 1 km. That’s so far, you can see crystal clear my apartment from here. Third floor, fourth one from the left.”

The marksman grabs the scope and looks in the direction the shop owner was pointing. Then he says “I’m impressed! I really can see it clearly from here! In fact, I can even tell that there’s a man and a woman both naked on the balcony.”

The shop owner, realising what was going on, says “Tell you what: You can keep this scope free of charge, if you shoot my wife in the head and that guy in the dick.”

And as he says it, he hands over two bullets to the marksman.

The marksman replies “Hold your horses old man, give me few seconds here and I should be able to do it with only one bullet!”

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