Discovering you’ve been cheated on by someone you love is a horrible, painful, experience and the process of getting over the betrayal can be just as bad.
Cheating is definitely bad, we don’t condone it and we don’t promote violence either. The following story is only intended to make you laugh or smile. I can guarantee, no cheaters were harmed in the making of this story.
A marksman walks into a weapons store, looking to buy a new scope for his sniper rifle. The marksman tells the owner he wants the best one available.
The owner shows him a piece and says “This one has a reach of over 1 km. That’s so far, you can see crystal clear my apartment from here. Third floor, fourth one from the left.”
The marksman grabs the scope and looks in the direction the shop owner was pointing. Then he says “I’m impressed! I really can see it clearly from here! In fact, I can even tell that there’s a man and a woman both naked on the balcony.”
The shop owner, realising what was going on, says “Tell you what: You can keep this scope free of charge, if you shoot my wife in the head and that guy in the dick.”
And as he says it, he hands over two bullets to the marksman.
The marksman replies “Hold your horses old man, give me few seconds here and I should be able to do it with only one bullet!”
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Girl Shares How Her Grab Driver Became Her Boyfriend
That’s one sweet story of meeting someone in the most unexpected encounter.
Sometimes love comes at the most unexpected time and place. For some people, it may start from humble encounters while others may meet the love of their lives in instances they least expected in the first place.
A girl in Malaysia met the love of her life through the popular ride-hailing app, Grab Taxi. She shared their meeting through a post on UTAR Confessions.
Believe it or not, her current boyfriend was the Grab Driver she met one day when she desperately needed a ride.
"Two years ago after my finals, my friends and I decided to head to KLCC to watch a movie and de-stress but on that day, the friend who was supposed to fetch me could not make it. At first, I wanted to take the train, but it was getting late and all my friends were already waiting for me there. So, I downloaded the Grab app and proceeded to get on my first ever Grab ride.”...
5 Short Horror Stories That Are Better Than Most Scary Movies
The fact that these stories are each made with two sentences only is already fascinating.
Halloween is just a few days away. Some of you might be celebrating it with your kids (Trick or Treats!) or binge-watch scary movies. Either way, we all know that “seasonal literature” is also a great thing to do – especially if it is effective enough to scare the living soul out of you.
Thanks to New York-based artist and CollegeHumor head illustrator Jacob Andrews, our craving for horror stories might just be fulfilled. His short series of terrifying comics are perfectly crafted for horror’s sake. He features texts from the afterlife, a dog that loves digging up bones, and unwelcome intruders. And despite offering few frames, these stories manage to unsettle even the bravest of readers.
So if you’re ready to dive into a terrifying experience, scroll down below and read some of Jacob’s works. We double dare you to share it your friends, so you can also scare them. You can thank us later, of course!
#1. The Dog
Old Woman Given A Free Ride In A Jeepney Driven By Long Lost Lover She Can’t Remember
The old woman tried her best to remember who the man was but she just couldn’t.
It’s wonderful to love someone and be loved in return. But even if that feeling is not reciprocated, a few people are still capable of loving someone unconditionally. Such is the story of a jeepney (popular public transportation/passenger bus) driver from Iloilo, Philippines, who has been secretly in love with a woman for decades.
The story was shared on Facebook by Ira, who happened to be one of the passengers in the said vehicle. The heartwarming story quickly went viral and you’ll understand why after reading it.
An old woman riding the jeep paid the fare but the driver didn’t accept it and returned it instead. The driver was mumbling about letting her ride for free but since she can no longer see or hear clearly and so she didn’t understand what was happening. One of the passengers offered to explain to her that she need not pay her fare.