A mother came home unexpectedly one day to discover her daughter in flagrante delicto with a boy, and they were in the middle of an act which brought bile to her throat.
- Coben, Harlan (Author)
- English (Publication Language)
- 384 Pages - 04/09/2019 (Publication Date) - Dutton (Publisher)
The young couple thought no one was due to come home, so they started making out in the girls’ parents house, doing all sorts of exciting experiments sexually active teenagers are prone to do.
Unfortunately, the girl’s mother arrived and caught them in the throes of passion right in the middle of the hallway…
…and the unlikely situation quickly took a turn for the worse.
The 17-year-old boy, who shared his story online, said he had dropped by his girlfriend’s house when nobody was home.
One thing led to another, and they started making out in the living room.
They made it through first base, then second base, and they decided to take on third base and a home run upstairs where it was more private.
Rampaging libidos and raging hormones didn’t allow them to, however, and the girlfriend began going down on him as soon as they reached the top of the stairs.
- Parenting 14 Gospel Principles That Can Radically Change Your Family
- Hardcover Book
- Tripp, Paul David (Author)
- English (Publication Language)
- 224 Pages - 09/30/2016 (Publication Date) - Crossway (Publisher)
Redditor an0therthr0wawaytbh says this is what went down:
So obviously this happened a year ago.
I was 17, me and my girlfriend of like a year were getting it on in her parents house who weren’t home. We had been making out for a while and it was taken to the next stage. We were on our way up the stairs and we crashed through the door at the top of her staircase which led to the bathroom apparently. So we undress and she kisses down my torso. God damn it felt good. She starts blowing and I feel effin’ great. 10 minutes in and I hear a noise from downstairs which I decided to pass off as the dog f**king about downstairs. So we continue and I hear what I again presumed to be the dog bounding up the stairs but I didn’t care because I was close to the finish. Before I knew what the f**k was happening the door flew open and her mother is standing there staring at me with a look so sharp it could cut diamonds.
This is where the real F**k Up came.
It came the same time I did. I finish in her mouth while locking eyes with her mother. I yelled, her mother yelled and we stood there for about a second covering ourselves before her mother started screaming the house down. It’s at this point, ladies and gentlemen, I must tell you that my girlfriend was not a swallower.
Her mother screams “WHAT THE F**K DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF —-.” and with that came one of the most horrific yet hilarious moments of my life. My girlfriend goes to say sorry but forgets that she has a mouthful of my seed. With the initial “So” sound coming out so did the contents of her mouth. The three of us watched as it fell in what seemed like slow motion to the floor, or what the thought would be the floor anyway.
That very mouthful dribbled down to the floor…
Little did we know her dog had walked in. Come hits dog, dog runs away, mother explodes. So after hours of screaming and being told never to come back I left. It’s safe to say I’m not with her anymore.
…all three of them watched the thick liquid dripping down in what seemed to be slow motion, just before the dog came and licked every single last drop of it up.
Let’s just hope the dog didn’t end up sick.
Nerve-Wracking Video Shows 12-Year-Old Boy Fearlessly Touching King Cobra’s Head
Kids, do not try this at home. Or anywhere else, for that matter!
For someone afraid of snakes, I really couldn’t imagine putting myself in this boy’s shoes.
12-year-old Miller Wilson hails from Queensland, Australia and is already a certified YouTube celebrity having millions of subscribers since joining the video-sharing site just last March 2015.
According to his channel’s about page, the boy adventurer aims to “bring you closer to nature, from cute little creatures to downright deadly snakes, and all animals in between!”
Former Model’s Addiction to Plastic Surgery Led to Devastating Results
The other side of cosmetic surgery.
When a beautiful woman from South Korea named Hang Mioku became addicted to plastic surgery, she injected cooking oil into her face after doctors refused to do more cosmetic surgical procedure on her.
The result was devastating. The natural beauty she once had has been left permanently disfigured. Evidently, her DIY beauty regimen did not work and now she is literally scarred for life.
It all started when she wanted to pursue her dream of becoming a famous model in Japan. She wanted to look more beautiful and tried her first plastic surgery. She became obsessed with the process that the doctors noticed that her face became bigger.
US and Japan To Face Off In World’s First Giant Robot Fight This June
Who do you think will win? Place your bets, everyone!
There’s never been a more exciting time to be a sci-fi fan than now.
Besides, this is the year when the much-anticipated giant robot battle – the first of its kind in the world – will finally be held. The long wait will be officially over in June.
If you grew up watching giant robot fights on those Saturday morning cartoons, you know you wouldn’t want to miss this one.
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