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10 of Most Hilarious and Embarrassing Things Kids Have Said in Public

Bless these kids! #7 made me ROFL!

Being a kid is awesome. Not having to pay bills and being allowed to play all day. It’s really like heaven if you think about it. Aside from these things, there are more advantages to being a kid, but we think there’s one that is the most hilarious.

Well, they can blurt out anything they want to say in public without any dire consequences and they get to embarrass their parents in the process. The best thing about it is that they get away with it! Plus, parents actually apologize for them so they don’t have to do any apologizing.

We have compiled few of the most embarrassing stuff that kids have said in public. These moments when children opt to be brutally and completely honest may be plain nightmares for some parents, but we can’t deny that these kids are just gold!

1. Because ninjas.

Friend’s son, 5 years old, pointed at a Muslim woman in the mall wearing full garb (including face) and shouted, “Mom, a ninja!”

2. Where did the sperms go?

On our way to watch my daughter play soccer, my son was asking me about how babies were made. So I told him all about the sperm and they egg and so on. He seemed to reflect deeply about what I had said. Get to soccer and we sit among all the other parents and he blurts out “Dad, is your sperm still inside me?” I almost fucking died.

3. It was indeed time for the pussy.

Took my kids to see Puss and Boots, and when lights dimmed and Puss appeared on the screen, my middle son screamed, ‘It’s pussy time!’ The whole theater was cracking up — I laughed so hard I cried.

4. Made of chocolate

My daughter once asked a black guy why he was made of chocolate. I was incredibly embarrassed. He thought it was hilarious.

5. Bless you, honest kid.

When I was 5 or 6 we were at my Dad’s company picnic. I was introduced to his boss and I told him, “My Daddy says you’re a son of a bitch.” My Dad’s co-workers fed me ice cream all afternoon.

6. This kid can surely tell the difference!

When my daughter was two and asking about the anatomical differences between herself and her baby brother, I taught her the proper terms and that women and girls had vaginas and vulvas and boys and men had penises and testicles. Whilst browsing through Kohl’s that holiday season (store was PACKED), she loudly exclaimed as she pointed to ever stranger we passed “BOY! Penis and tentacles!” “GIRL! Gyyyyyynah and Volvo!” Lather rinse repeat. The kicker was the androgynous cashier. She asked “Boy or girl?”. The cashier was a trooper and smiled “Girl, sweetie.” Kid proudly screams back “Gyyyyynah and VOLVO!”

7. Awkward is an understatement.

Three-year-old daughter Madeleine said very loudly in public toilets: ”Mummy, why do you have a beard on your bottom?”

8. A baby in the belly

When I was pregnant with my youngest daughter we explained to my older daughter that mommy has a baby in her belly and daddy put it there. Well she always wants to be just like mommy so she started going around telling people she has a baby in her belly and her daddy put it there….. you can imagine the looks I got.

9. Oppa, Gangnam-style!

My three-year-old daughter will yell “LOOK DADDY! A GANGNAM STYLE!” whenever she see’s an Asian man.

10. It was a literal ball massage.

Daughter was rubbing my face with a small football earlier, she thought it was funny so I let her carry on. Later on, we were in a restaurant when out of nowhere she gives it “I gave my daddy a ball massage before.” We didn’t stay for dessert.

Ever had the same kind of experience with your kids or as a child? Share them with us in the comment box below and don’t forget to share this post with your friends on Facebook!

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They can replicate clothes, shoes, phones, and even cars that the less discerning consumers might end up falling for. This is why there's a huge market online that sells fake Chinese products that mimic the brands we all know and love.

While these Chinese goods may look like the real deal from a glance, you'll soon realize that they don't perform even half as well as the originals do. So if you're looking for a cheap rip-off that's less than a quarter of the price of the original, you'll love these counterfeit goods....

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