12 “Closed” Signs That Are Outrageously Funny

Imagine this: you’re on your way to your favorite coffee shop after a tiring day at work and you don’t want to do anything but drown your stress in caffeine and pastries. But lo and behold, when you reach the shop you see it’s completely dark and there’s an ominous sign up front, saying, “The shop will be closed until unicorns can be proven to exist”. Frustrating, right? But when you think about it, it’s pretty funny too.

The following is a collection of amusing “Closed” signs that will either leave you confused or make you laugh out loud.

Someone needs to be potty-trained.

I wonder how stingrays and AIDS crossed paths…

No need to blow up theirs, please.

It seems someone has been drinking at work…

This one loves drama.

TMI, guys.

I wouldn’t want to go near that pool

One huge McRib fan here

That’s what you call flexible working hours.

The rebuttal is pretty funny, though

Now who’s pretty snappy?

Well played, mate. Well played.