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Tragedy Ensues as Ninja Wannabe Unleashes Sword on Watermelon

Round of very slow applause for this genius!

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We all have that someone in our lives, whether a member of our family or a friend who aspires to be a martial arts superhero wielding some dangerous weapon of sorts.

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Here’s a guy who fancies himself a “Samurai Jack” crossed with “Duck Dynasty” expert, complete with a wickedly long and very sharp katana-like blade, wanting to show the whole world just what an expert he is at cutting.

Watermelons, that is.

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With his unlikely bearded self and two friends taking videos of the momentous occasion, the bearded “Samurai” showed everyone how exactly NOT to use the cutting edge of a sword.

To one side, a female friend with a camera cautions him not to cut himself, because she isn’t a nurse yet.

And Mr. Katana man, what does he do? Why exactly what he was told not to, of course.

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Instead of exhibiting an expertly cut watermelon, he expertly sliced into his other hand, turning it as red as the fruit.

To his credit, he manly prevents himself from going into hysterics in front of the camera, despite his bleeding hand.

Which just goes to show you should never be too careless with bladed weapons, even if its just to cut some food up for lunch.

Let’s all say “ouch” to that.

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Doctor Removes Huge Chunk of Earwax From Boy’s Ear And It’s Hard To Look Away!

It’s oddly satisfying to watch.

According to the American Academy of Otolaryngology---Head and Neck Surgery, the wax in our ears serves as a self-cleaning agent with protective, lubricating, and antibacterial properties. It traps the dirt and dust particles and prevents them from reaching the eardrum. Without cerumen, our ears would be dry and itchy.

Doctors, specifically the otolaryngologists, advise us to avoid cleaning our ears; the ear canals are capable of doing that on their own. Aided by chewing and jaw movement, old earwax constantly moves from the ear canal to the ear opening where it usually dries, flakes, and falls out. We may then use a cloth to wash the external ear.

Using items such as cotton-tipped applicators or bobby pins are not recommended. These things will only push the wax deeper into the ear canal and lead to cerumen impaction.

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This Instagram Troll Is Back With Even More Hilarious Celebrity Parodies

This woman definitely wins at trolling!

There’s always that person who just can’t resist trolling on social media, and one of them who does it best is Celeste Barber.

Barber is back with her parodies of Instagram posts by hottest celebrities of today. For those who are not in the know, the Australian comedian and writer has gained a reputation and a steady following on Instagram when she thought of the hilarious idea of posting her own version of celebrity selfies.

If you have missed Barber’s, here are just some of her funny posts and obviously, Kim Kardashian is a favorite subject.
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This Guy Reveals the 3 Stages of Jihad And It’s Terrifying

Citing verses from the Holy Quran, this guy claims there are “3 Stages of Jihad.”

This controversial video has been making rounds on social media lately. While the clip was first uploaded on YouTube back in 2012, it has managed to capture the attention of netizens once again as this guy, who goes by the handle Acts17Apologetics, shares what he believes are the “Three Stages of Jihad.”

In the said video, he began by expounding the difference between peace-loving Muslims and extreme Jihadists. He then proceeded to take bits of scriptures from the Holy Quran, comparing contrasting teachings contained therein to illustrate his point that, yes, becoming a jihadist is not an event but a process.

YouTuber Acts17Apologetics believes that there are 3 Stages of Jihad.

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