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Finally, a Smart Urinal For Men That Will Totally Clean Your Dick Hands-Free

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A new high-tech urinal has been invented, ensuring that every man’s johnson is fresh and clean after a leak. The Urinary 2.0 is a smart front bidet that earns its “smart” label due to a few nifty additions.

The Urinary 2.0 is filled with sensors that not only track whether or not you’re still peeing or not, but also the general size of your package, too!

It spritzes your groin with some soapy water and dries it, too!

It spritzes your groin with some soapy water and dries it, too!

So picture this: you’re heading for your usual toilet routine. You unzip and allow your urine to gush forth. While you’re doing this, the smart bidet is already taking note of the stream of your urine and the size of your package. Not for judging purposes, mind you, but for an altogether more important purpose.

Once you’re done with your business, the Urinary 2.0 spritzes a bit of soapy water onto your groin. And get this, it calculates exactly where to spritz and how much to spritz based on the size of your johnson.

Of course, that’s not all. You can’t possibly zip your pants back up with your groin all wet and soapy. This genius mechanism then activates a dryer to ensure that your goods are nice and dry before you tuck it back in your boxers. And get this, this clever bidet will spray cold water during the summer and warm water during the winter. Why? Because you’re worth it, apparently!

The geniuses behind the Urinary 2.0 are Spanish biochemist Eduard Gevorkyan, economist Ivan Giner, and business coach Miguel Angel Levanteri. They’re currently discussing selling the patent to another company for over $750,000, too!

You might be wondering why on earth these three inventors came up with this product. Well, they simply wanted to present a hygienic solution to public restrooms. They wished to create a product that not only cleans, but also prevents passing germs onto hands that touch all sorts of things in the public toilet like faucet handles, flush handles, and door handles (for heathens who don’t wash their hands!).

The Urinary 2.0: Making your public restroom experience one to remember!

The Urinary 2.0: Making your public restroom experience a true pleasure!

Who knows, maybe in the next few years, men can finally get the whole spa-treatment just by taking a leak in a public restroom!

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