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Married Actor Wakes Up With His Testicles STOLEN After Making Out With An Attractive Mystery Girl.

He should’ve just taken his balls and gone home to his beloved wife.

30-year old TV soap actor and currently children’s animator Dmitry Nikolaev, was rushed to hospital after waking up in a bus stop feeling acute pain with blood on his trousers. Nikolaev only remembered being approached by a blonde woman at a bar after his performance at a small Moscow theatre. He added that the “blondie” flirted with him as they took a couple of rounds of beer and even invited him to a sauna of which he agreed to. “They kissed and had some more beer and after that the actor remembers nothing,” reports MailOnline.

Initially embarrassed to explain the incident to his wife, the doctors revealed that he had been drugged and had his testicles castrated perhaps by a scoundrel doctor or even a veterinarian. “I thought I just had a cut, but at the hospital, they told me my testicles were removed,” he said, according to a translation.

The Russian Police are now engaged in tracking a gang – believed to include a surgeon, as the organ is “skillfully” detached. The authorities fear that the syndicate is known for drugging their victims first and later on selling human organs on the black market.

Well that’s just the unimaginably worse way to wake up.

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As if hangovers aren’t worst enough. On top of the pounding headache and feel of regret, your boys are gone. Your most loyal boys. The guys who have been there through thick and the clap. I’ve woken up from a black out drunk missing important items many times. Every one has. Wallet, keys, debit cards, shoes, contacts, shirts, dignity. All of it. Anything a person can lose during a black out, I’ve lost it. Or at least I thought everything.

He warns men to avoid picking up unknown women and getting intimate.

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Imagine you waking up the next morning, went to take the longest most vicious piss of your life only to realize your balls were gone. That’d probably be your worst nightmare turned into reality.

  • Lose your phone? Hey, man, will you call my phone? I can’t find it.
  • Lose your debit card? Call every bar that you remember going to and hope it’s there.
  • Lose your shoe? Check the front yard.
  • Lose your goddamn testicles? I guess just start crying? That’d be my only move I think. Just tears.

Life comes at you fast. One minute the guy thinks he’s going to score with a hot blonde in a sauna, the next minute he’s waking up with blood one his pants and no balls.

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Fortunately, everything will be okay for Nikolaev. He currently works as a children’s animator, but he’s hoping to star in a big project, Чувак, где моя Мячи, or in English, Dude, Where’s My Balls?

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Teen Girl Shot Dead In a Fight that Allegedly Started on Facebook.

Teens intentionally planned the meet up to record on video the physical fight.

Another social media tragedy took the life of an Alabama teen named Kierra’onna Rice, only aged 14, and got two other companions injured after agreeing to meet in a park to settle a dispute that started in Facebook. Although there was no indication of the shoot out in the meet up, insiders added that gun fires were released upon the arrival of the ladies.

Police reported that several girls intentionally planned the meet up and hoped to record the physical fight online which transpired around 6:15 p.m. on Birmingham’s west side. As Lt. Sean Edwards of the Birmingham Police Department said, “this was an absolutely senseless killing.”

Although victims were immediately rushed to Baptist Princeton Medical Center, injuries sustained during the fatal shooting caused the death of Rice. As for the other two, they are already on recovery. ...

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70-Year-Old Man Struggled For 15 Years To Pay $400k “Debt”. Unfortunately, it was Just a SCAM!

OMG! Poor old man…

Although most of a typical retiree would eagerly plan how to spend their hard-earned cash say a long overdue investment or a Kardashian extravaganza, 70-year-old Tan Soy Kiang struggled very hard on two consecutive jobs just to pay a false debt worth $400,000.00.

It was 15 years ago when two women approached and convinced Tan that he owes the Singaporean government such debt and would result to imprisonment for any missed and delayed payment. Being gullible as he is, he immediately sought two jobs just to pay the false debt. With very limited means to cover the said sum, the deal was negotiated for a monthly payment instead.

Tan Soy Kiang, 70, had been paying off a $400,000 debt. Unfortunately, it was just a scam.

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Fishermen’s Rarest Yet Most Terrifying Catch. A Prehistoric BEAST With 300 Teeth.

They got quite a shock when they pulled a terrifying prehistoric shark from 700 meters below sea level.

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A group of fishermen from Australia just made history when they caught a prehistoric shark. Commonly known as a frilled shark, its origin dates back to 80 million years which is only one of two species still alive. It is also believed that it's the very first time humans have seen such creature alive according to Simon Boag, chief executive of  South East Trawl Fishing Association (SETFA).

The two-meter-long shark was pulled out from water near Lakes Entrance in Victoria and was caught at 700 meters below sea level. Eel-like in shape, this frilled shark has 300 teeth over 25 rows which can devour its prey whole.

It has needle-shaped teeth which can grow up to two meters long.

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