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Denim Speedos Are Here To Make Summer Even Hotter





The weather is getting warmer, summer is rapidly approaching, and that means it’s almost time to bust out your beach season attire. Many are ready to ditch the cold weather and embrace everything summer has to offer. Although perhaps, not everything.

Remember in the old days when this just meant shorts and sandals? Well, not anymore. A company called Shinesty has decided to release a range of fake denim speedos so that men can have their own Daisy Dukes this summer.

The summer season appears to be a moment of fashion exploration for men. Some like to don the legendary “mankini” when they hit the beach. Now, they are given the opportunity to wear their speedos and denim at the same time.

This bizarre, butt-hugging item is known as the “Jeado,” and will certainly make quite a statement down at the hotel pool. They are actually polyester and spandex because denim doesn’t seem like it would be fun to swim in, but they are styled to look like denim.

This is perfect for anyone, but particularly those who just don’t think jorts have enough appeal. And just when you thought this couldn’t get any better, they come in three ultra-stylish denim-themed colors: the classic Daytona Dong Sarong, the jet black Houston Hog Holster, and Assid Washers.

The product description states:

“Our denim print swim brief, also known as the Jeado, also known as the Daytona Dong Sarong is just like that, except it is the above-ground hot tub of the swim brief world…or something like that. It is like eating a bag of chips in church.

Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too.

And if you’re really risky you’ll combine those last 2 sentences, eating a bag of chips in church while wearing this denim swimsuit. You’ll probably get tossed out, but you’ll look and taste good doing it.”

Now who’s ready for summer?

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