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Netizens Are Trolling United Airlines With Savage New Slogans

Sarcastic and witty! I like #8!

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, we’re pretty sure you’ve already heard about that recent news regarding that United Airlines passenger who was forcibly dragged from his seat by security and police officers.

The disturbing incident occurred on Flight 3411 while it was preparing for take-off at the Chicago O’Hare airport. Why did it happen in the first place? Well apparently, the airline overbooked and so they had to remove passengers to give way for their employees.Then they picked David Dao, who is apparently a doctor, and pulled him from his seat, unconscious and with a bloodied mouth after he hit his head while being manhandled on the said plane.

As anyone can imagine, what eventually followed is a PR nightmare for United Airlines as many netizens bashed them for their unfair and illegal treatment of the passenger – especially since they were obviously at fault. Some customers even went as far as saying that they will never fly with the airline ever again.

Twitter netizens later came up with hilarious and sarcastic new slogans for United Airlines.

On top of that, some people on Twitter decided to give United Airlines some well-deserved trolling by using their wit and humor using the hashtag #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos.

Yes, as the hashtag implies, Twitter users took it upon themselves to come up with hilarious yet sarcastic slogans for the company and boy, many of them are really savage as heck!

Check out these brutal tweets and see for yourself:

#1.

Source: SnapDad42
#2

Source: NKS1806
#3.

Source: fanqin0619
#4.

#5.

Source: dammit_rick

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8 Perfect Responses For Rude Customers

If only I could say #1 and #6 to my annoying customers!

If you’ve ever worked in retail, then we’re sure you are completely aware that dealing with annoying customers is often part of the job. Some people are just totally impossible to please and you, as a retail person, have to be extremely patient and skilled in dealing with them. Besides, the customer, as they say, is always right.

Of course, that is usually easier said than done.

There are days when you just wish it’s legally okay to strangle an asshole of a customer – or at least to quip a witty comeback so you can slam your irrational client pretty bad. That would make you feel good, right? Well sure, but that could lead to you losing your job and, oh, possibly facing a lawsuit, too.

You surely wouldn't want any of that hassle in your life. So for the most part, the better thing to do is to just do your best to conceal your anger instead. ...

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Hilarity Ensues As Man Gets Instant Karma After Kicking Filipino ‘Jesus’

You don’t mess with Jesus…

The Philippines is known for being the top Christian nation in Asia, with around 90% of its population being adherents. The Roman Catholic religion remains the most dominant in the nation and so Filipinos hold many traditions and practices rooted in their faith.

For example, the country celebrates Christmas unlike any other. Just imagine - they start playing carols in malls and radio stations as early as September! The festivities go on until the first Sunday of January, otherwise known as the Feast of The Three Kings.

Pretty hardcore, you say? Well, wait until you hear about how they observe Holy Week!

Some Filipino devotees, especially in the province of Pampanga, commemorate the sacrifice and sufferings of Jesus Christ by inflicting pains unto themselves. Some even go as far as getting crucified as an expression of repentance for their sins....

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28 Awkwardly Mismatched Couples Who Prove “True Love Sees, But Doesn’t Mind”

Because love is all that matters.

When love happens – it just happens and it doesn’t even matter what the person looks like or even how old the person is. For some people, these things do not matter because the most important thing for them is the love they feel toward their better half. But when people see some odd pairings, they start to talk and have an opinion on how awkward or mismatched certain couples can be.

Most of the time, odd pairings do not fail to turn heads, get mocked or make some people giggle. But whatever your reaction will be when you see a mismatched couple, some of them might just be genuinely happy about who they are with. Here are 28 awkward couples that will either make you smile or shake your head.

#1. This girl can maybe help with his brows.

#2. Age is just a number after all, right?

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