Fresh off the blood moon apocalypse, Halloween approaches on cold, whispery feet, and fans of the season have began taking out their plastic skeletons, string cobwebs, rubber bat wings, and witch effigies out of the attic.
For some, its an excuse to go full-out Goth and scandalize the locals. For other people, however, Halloween represents that one month in 12 when they can let loose their inner Tim Burton…their Stephen King alter ego…or simply their adoration of “The Walking Dead.”
Because if you see any of these in your neighbors’ yards…run away…run far, far, away…
#1. This Ichabod Crane wannabe who’s got an “eye” on incoming visitors for miles around.
It’ll never be a “sleepy” hollow, that’s for sure.
#2. This neighbor who believes quite strongly in the existence of Area 51.
#3. This neighbor who took great pains to ensure you never set foot in his front walk.
Not even during daylight.
(Incidentally, is that a flayed man from House Bolton of “A Song of Ice and Fire,” or have they just dismembered poor Spider-man?)
#4. This homeowner who wants to set you up with Frankenstein’s bride.
#5. This family, which remains firm in its advocacy to bring back capital punishment.
— Valerie Vining (@ValerieVining) October 9, 2015
Are you listening, school system?
#6. This fan celebrating the return of Season 6 of “The Walking Dead.”
Only this time around, the walkers win.
#7. This concerned citizen who believes the Hasbro movies should have an R-rating.
Man Pronounced Dead Wakes Up Minutes Before His Autopsy
He woke up just in time! Creepy!
An Indian man declared dead came back to life just a few minutes before his post-mortem examination was supposed to be conducted.
The homeless man identified as Prakash was found unconscious at a bus stop in Mumbai, India before he was brought to a hospital on Sunday, BBC reports.
Dr. Suleman Merchant, department head of Lokmanya Tilak Municipal General Hospital, revealed that Prakash was reportedly “lying around for at least six or seven days”....
If You Can See A Baby In This Picture, You’re Probably Psychotic!
Find out if you have the predisposition of developing some mental disorders by looking at this picture. Is there a baby in there? Or two cows?
Online brain tests are becoming popular nowadays. Aside from personality tests and IQ tests, you can check your tendencies for psychosis too. Curious to know if you have the tendencies to develop psychosis? Take this very easy brain test now.
Look at the picture below for a few minutes. What do you see? A baby? A black and white abstract canvas?
Do you see a baby?
Farmer Preparing for Halloween Grows a Nearly 2,000-Pound Car-Sized White Pumpkin
Think of all the pumpkin pies this baby could fill…
A farmer entered a pumpkin weighing contest with his humongous white pumpkin and took home the championship ribbon when his entry topped in at 1,969 pounds!
Safeway World Championship Pumpkin Weigh-off in California is an annual event that attracts countless numbers of pumpkin farmers who have prepared all year for the prestigious contest. And for Halloween, of course.
A flat lazy-looking colossus with droopy arms.
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