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Wife Asks Tech Support for Relationship Advice and Gets a Hilarious Response

Have you ever considered asking tech support for help with your relationship? This woman did, and she got an epic response!

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With technology affecting every aspect of our lives, it was only a matter of time before it took hold of our relationships. Take the example below of an exasperated wife who learned that an upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 yielded remarkably different results.

She wrote:

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

Who knew there was such a huge difference between Boyfriend 5.0 and Husband 1.0?

Who knew there was such a huge difference between Boyfriend 5.0 and Husband 1.0?

Source: Forsythwoman

A few weeks later, the desperate wife was able to receive a response from Tech Support:

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0.

Good Luck!

It’s a brilliant lesson about what you need to do in order to keep your relationship smooth sailing. Share this fun story with friends who might need some relationship-tech advice!

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