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7 Signs a Man is Undateable According to a Woman Who’s Seen It All

Despite what you might think, a stripper might be in the right position to tell you’re dating someone you shouldn’t.

Elle Stanger is a stripper, a feminist, an activist, and a mother who has seen it all. In her job as an entertainer in Portland, Oregon, she has seen all sorts of men, both good and bad. And she’s ready to dish out some advice on the types of men you should not be dating.

1. He doesn't listen to you.

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A man who doesn’t listen to you is only interested in sleeping with you. He doesn’t care about your thoughts and feelings. But if you do find a man who hangs on to your every word and remembers what you say, then that’s the kind of man worth-dating.

2. He can't stand bodily functions.

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Women fart, sneeze, poop, pee, and have periods. Men know this. But if he complains about your bodily functions as if you have no right to have them, that’s a huge red flag.

3. He only likes you when you look great.

Surprise, surprise! If the man you’re with only wants to be around you when you’re all made up, he likes only what your body can offer and nothing else.

4. He doesn't admit his mistakes.

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We all make mistakes and being able to own up to our mistakes is a sign of maturity. Dating a man who can’t muster up the balls to say sorry is like dating a bratty teenager who thinks they’re always right.

5. He says all his exes are crazy.

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Think about it: the common factor in all his failed relationships is him. There’s a huge chance that he’s the problem, not his exes.

6. He says "I love you" too soon.

There’s no way anyone can genuinely love another person within a couple of days of meeting them. At best, that’s just infatuation, and man who says otherwise might not have the emotional maturity to tell the difference.

7. He doesn't live within his means.

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It’s better to date a guy who lives a simple lifestyle than a guy who looks like a million bucks but owes the bank just as much.

Elle Stanger has a lot more nuggets of wisdom on her site. Go check it out!

16 Comments

  1. Hau Le

    December 22, 2017 at 11:10 PM

    How about a man who’s seen it all and only want one night stands nowadays 😂

  2. Hau Le

    March 5, 2018 at 8:13 AM

    How about a man who’s seen it all and only want one night stands nowadays 😂

  3. Francesco D'Arcangeli

    April 4, 2017 at 3:05 PM

    Well I’m afraid I can fall in mistake no.6 🙁 I tend to get overinfatuated. Working on it.
    For the rest, I meet all the criteria.

  4. Francesco D'Arcangeli

    March 5, 2018 at 9:42 AM

    Well I’m afraid I can fall in mistake no.6 🙁 I tend to get overinfatuated. Working on it.
    For the rest, I meet all the criteria.

  5. Phil Tammer Spence

    February 16, 2017 at 1:05 PM

    Smh

  6. Phil Tammer Spence

    March 5, 2018 at 8:13 AM

    Smh

  7. David Schwartz

    February 15, 2017 at 9:14 PM

    Yes, let’s ask strippers for relationship advice. What could possibly go wrong?

  8. David Schwartz

    March 5, 2018 at 8:13 AM

    Yes, let’s ask strippers for relationship advice. What could possibly go wrong?

  9. Alicia L. McKay

    February 15, 2017 at 2:54 PM

    How can you call yourselves “Elite Readers” when you don’t even have proper grammar? It’s “who’s” not “who’ve”. So many of you fucking people just outright piss me the hell off.

  10. Alicia L. McKay

    March 5, 2018 at 8:13 AM

    How can you call yourselves “Elite Readers” when you don’t even have proper grammar? It’s “who’s” not “who’ve”. So many of you fucking people just outright piss me the hell off.

  11. Stella Sam Maria Maria

    February 15, 2017 at 3:53 AM

    We cant just judge them by how they live or what kind of job they do besides were all human can love and be loved. We can do all what we want. 😀

  12. Jhan Farishta

    February 15, 2017 at 2:19 AM

    If she knew well she wouldn’t end up a stripper.

  13. Stella Sam Maria Maria

    February 14, 2017 at 11:15 PM

    Yes,shes been to worst so she really knows it.

  14. Stella Sam Maria Maria

    March 5, 2018 at 8:13 AM

    We cant just judge them by how they live or what kind of job they do besides were all human can love and be loved. We can do all what we want. 😀

  15. Jhan Farishta

    March 5, 2018 at 8:13 AM

    If she knew well she wouldn’t end up a stripper.

  16. Stella Sam Maria Maria

    March 5, 2018 at 9:42 AM

    Yes,shes been to worst so she really knows it.

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