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Tech Support’s Response to this Woman’s Letter is Pure Genius

Writing to tech support as a joke, she asked for tips on how to make her husband notice her and woo her again. What she got as a response is truly funny.

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Marriage is a serious and lifelong commitment and should not be built on physical aspects alone. Trust and companionship should be present and part of its foundations as well, because when physical beauty wanes, and it is all what you’re marriage was built on, then you’re in big trouble. In fact, one major reason why marriages fail nowadays is because we tend to forget these important things. But for a long-term relationship such as marriage to work, how do you make sure that excitement does not fade and you still have things to look forward to?

This woman learned the answer to these tough questions in an amusing way. Writing to tech support as a joke, she asked for tips on how to make her husband notice her and woo her again. What she got as a response is truly funny. Read on and be amused. Who knows, you might also learn a lesson or two.

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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!

Such a brilliant response, Tech Support!

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