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Unlucky Guy Sneezes While Wiping His Ass. Hilarity Ensues!

Your instincts keep you alive during those moments when your brain misfires. But those same instincts can also backfire just as badly.

Mich Escultura





The human body is a wondrous thing. It’s got pretty much everything figured out so well that it can even do things for you without you realizing it. Some people call it auto-pilot, and others simply call it reflexes.

But the funny thing about reflexes is that you have barely any control over it. And sometimes, there are moments when your reflexes, while having the best intentions, end up just making everything worse…

“Today, I f*cked up by sneezing while wiping my ass.”


This whole sequence of events took place in less than 10 seconds. Reflexes, f*ck you.

There’s a short, but in this case crucial moment, between wiping your ass and dropping the paper in the toilet bowl.

As I was wiping my ass, I sneezed. A slimy drop of snot landed on my upper lip and instinctively I put the paper I was holding, on my nose to wipe it off. My body’s way of saying “WTF bro, you put shit on your nose” was instant puking, which landed on my hands and in my lap. Now, I’m standing up, screaming out my disgust, with pants around my ankles, shit on my face and puke all over. Wife comes banging on the door, wondering what’s wrong. My instant thought is “she must never know”. In my stress, I reach for the door to ensure it’s locked, so that she can’t make any rescue attempts. Of course I trip, fall face first on the door. This doesn’t calm my wife, but leaves vomit all over the door and a hurting nose, which I instinctively grab to acknowledge the pain. It’s all a mess, like taken from a xxx-rated version of Faulty Towers.

Been spending the last half hour showering, cleaning the bathroom and making up half ass explanations to my wife.

I still smell the shit in my nose.

Let’s ride on the hilarity of the situation with this video:

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OMG! That is so embarassing. LOL!

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Mark Milligan wanted to purchase a new washing machine and so, like many of us would do, he also did a quick search for available reviews - and one in particular caught his attention.

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Can you top these awful first date experiences?

Ann Nuñez



Yes, we've all been through that nerve-wracking first date. From choosing what to wear to where you're going with your date, all these concerns can cause a mental breakdown. And because we want to leave a good impression, we always aim to show our best side. However, sometimes we're too conscious of our movements and actions, it actually causes major disasters!

Read some of these first date experiences below and decide whether it's hilarous or just plain disastrous.

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1. Well, it seems her date has a busy dating schedule.

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