How do you score a date these days? While many might suggest using popular dating apps such as Tinder and Bumble, Joe Adams will tell you something else – like creating a killer dating resume.
Yes, you read that right, my friends. A dating resume!
After being rejected by an “absolutely gorgeous girl,” Joe Adams made a killer dating resume – it later went viral.
Where did Adams get such an outrageous idea, you ask? Well apparently, he says an “absolutely gorgeous girl” rejected him in the past after he failed to provide one when she asked him for it.
So the next thing you know, he’s already crafting a resume, not for a job or anything but for the next dating opportunity.
Ladies, meet Joseph A. Adams, lover of breakfast foods and puppies.
Joe’s impressive resume included a lot of details such as his educational background, work experience, and even skills (such as roller blading, replying to long texts, etc). His objective? He says he wants “To find a honey with a bitchin’ family who enjoys sushi, adventures and good movies.”
He even notes that he doesn’t have a Tinder because he doesn’t “objectify women for the sake of ‘getting ass.’”
Needless to say, his dating resume is both comprehensive and amusing to read.
Joe later posted the resume in the comment section of a Facebook post in his college group and it just went viral from there.
The original post was written by Ashley Harrington who was trying to find a formal date for her roommate.
Joe immediately jumped on the chance and posted his resume, saying “I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT.”
In an interview with BuzzFeed News, Joe confessed he failed to get the date with Ashley’s friend. However, things are turning great.
“Ashley informed me that the mysterious suitor has since asked another guy to formal. I never actually talked with the girl who originally needed a date, just Ashley who originally made the Facebook post.”
Since his resume went viral, girls are jumping on the opportunity to date Joe.
According to Joe, “spots are going fast.”
“A lot of girls have contacted me since. I’ve gotten a few texts asking me to other formals/wedding dates so this wasn’t a lost cause.”
Talk about making lemonades out of lemons. Guys, let’s all take note from Joe’s creativity and experience . Who knows? Maybe we’ll get as lucky, too?
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