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The Reason Why This Clever Old Lady Called Up a Hospital Will Make You Laugh

The operator didn’t see that coming, I bet!

Grace Alviar Viray

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Old women are known to be wise, not just because of their age, but also because of their antics. They are sometimes a bit odd, but it’s that same odd quality that helps them get what they want.

One day, an old clever lady called up St. Joseph’s hospital for a very important reason. You know how old people are with hospitals.

It was just a usual telephone call until the hospital’s operator got dumbfounded, and the reason will make you laugh!

Here’s their conversation:

“Hello, is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?”

“Yes, Ma’am, may I have the name of the patient and room number?”

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“Norma Findlay, Room 302.”

“Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse.”

After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said,
“Oh, I have good news, her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday.”

“Thank you. That’s wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you!”

The operator replied,
“You’re more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?”

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“No, I’m Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me sh*t.”

Well, I’m definite you also did not see that coming!

Hilarious, right? Share this joke to your friends. I’m sure they’ll laugh as well.

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Massive Sinkhole Possibly Holds the Answer to Mayan Civilization’s Mysterious Demise

This group of scientists seem to have the keys towards unlocking the Mayan civilization mystery.

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Named as one of the “10 most amazing places on Earth” by no less than the Discovery Channel, the “Great Blue Hole” is indeed an attractive spot that has fascinated many.

This massive submarine sinkhole is found in the center of the Lighthouse Reef in Belize. The hole itself is circular in shape and measures around 984 feet across and 407 feet deep. It is home to many different types of flora and fauna.

If the latest studies are to be believed, it looks like the Great Blue Hole may somehow be linked with the demise of the Mayan civilization. Evidences gathered attest of a drought that happened in this particular region.

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Social Worker Adopts “Bad Kid” After Failing To Find Him A Home For 10 Years

A problem child finally finds a home after ten years of rejection.

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About 25 years ago, a movie entitled "Problem Child" which was a story about a child who was in and out of the orphanage hit the theaters across the world and grossed about $72 million. It was about Junior, a kid who was always returned to the orphanage by the families that adopted him. The movie, however, had a happy ending when he finally found his true home.

In 2013, another "problem child" was able to find his true home. Taylor, who was abandoned by his drug-addicted parents in 2003, was finally able to have a mom in the person of his social worker after being returned twice by the families who adopted him because of his anger issues.

Connie Going, the social worker in charge of finding Taylor a home, finally decided to adopt him after ten years. Connie said, "All I can think about is what he is feeling and how he was blaming himself again."

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Guy Drops His Phone In River. 2 Weeks Later, It Mysteriously Started Posting Selfies On Facebook

Apparently, Nathan Buhler’s missing smartphone plays ping-pong. And drives a truck!

Mark Andrew

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Losing your phone can be a huge pain – especially if you have a lot of data in it.

Nathan Buhler, however, just shrugged it off when he accidentally dropped his smartphone into the Bow River while rafting. The incident happened last August 2 and the 29-year-old guy did not even bother getting it. Besides, why dive and swim into a river just for a phone, right?

However, something weird happened two weeks after that.

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