Old women are known to be wise, not just because of their age, but also because of their antics. They are sometimes a bit odd, but it’s that same odd quality that helps them get what they want.
One day, an old clever lady called up St. Joseph’s hospital for a very important reason. You know how old people are with hospitals.
It was just a usual telephone call until the hospital’s operator got dumbfounded, and the reason will make you laugh!
Here’s their conversation:
“Hello, is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?”
“Yes, Ma’am, may I have the name of the patient and room number?”
“Norma Findlay, Room 302.”
“Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse.”
After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said,
“Oh, I have good news, her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday.”
“Thank you. That’s wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you!”
The operator replied,
“You’re more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?”
“No, I’m Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me sh*t.”
Well, I’m definite you also did not see that coming!
Hilarious, right? Share this joke to your friends. I’m sure they’ll laugh as well.
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