There is little doubt that children are a lot smarter than we think. Parents are constantly impressed with how their kids can come up with the funniest things to say. Interestingly, some even have the best possible advice for anyone having problems with being an adult.
Some advice can be truly profound while others are hilariously random. Either way, these kid advice are guaranteed to either make you laugh or completely reconsider your life choices.
#1. We’ve all been through this at some point in our life.
— April Watson (@Worshipmom27) January 15, 2018
It’s important to brush your hair. However, if Mom’s not in a good mood, it’s probably best to avoid her when she’s armed with a comb.
#2. This speaks to me on so many levels.
Don't stop dreaming. Except if your dream is stupid, then you should get a new dream;) #kidadvice
— Heleen (@heleenvheerden) June 6, 2013
But how would you know if your dream is lame or not?
#3. Get your head in the game, Mama.
'mama you need to remove your brain and put in a new one, this one's no good' #AdviceFromKids
— The Nonsensical Mom (@Nonsensical_Mom) August 1, 2016
I wish it was that easy, kid.
#4. The adventurous foodie.
— Kelsey Kelleher (@AzIrishKelsey) July 20, 2017
YOLO, people. YOLO.
#5. Need some dating advice? This kid’s got your back.
Keep kissing those frogs until you find a prince.
#6. Some kids know what real friendship is all about.
— Eddie Buchanan (@eddieb676) May 29, 2015
Find you a friend who will stick with you through thick and thin.
#7. Having a rough day? Here’s the best way to relieve your stress.
"Some days you just need to sit in your bathtub and yodel." #AdviceFromAChild
— Michelle Jacobs (@michellekayleen) July 18, 2012
Who knew yodeling had a relaxing effect.
#8. I’m not sure about this one.
#AdviceFromKids. If you eat your boogers you don't have to eat vegetables.
— Miss V (@vckindron) August 2, 2016
This could be the hottest new diet trend out there.
#9. When all else fails …
You should dance more. Especially naked. #AdviceFromKids
— Sharon M. Peterson will finish this draft in Jan. (@stone4031) August 1, 2016
This should probably be a private show, though.
#10. Seeing the brighter side of an uphill battle.
The best part of walking uphill is that you eventually reach the top. And then you can roll down the other side. #kidadvice
— j e r e m y (@jrmyee) January 14, 2014
Pandas know what this kid is talking about, for sure.
#11. Truer words were never spoken.
Because we all need to pee sometime, right?
#12. If you needed a reason to stop eating junk food…
If you eat too many hot dogs you'll grow a puppy in your belly #AdviceFromKids
— ms sarsica (@Sarsica) August 1, 2016
Staying away from hot dogs for the rest of my life.
#13. We even have marriage advice right here.
Tell your wife she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. #AdviceFromKids
— Çørśōñ Čłãrkšöń (@CorsonClarkson1) August 8, 2016
Remember to keep a straight face as well.
#14. Words of wisdom.
Never touch the sky with a hamburger in your hand. #kidadvice
— ThomHemeleski (@thomhemeleski) October 5, 2013
There’s a story here that needs to be told.
#15. And finally, something for those who think life can’t get any better.
— Angela Marie (@AngelaMCaldwell) May 28, 2014
What do you think of these awesome kids and their advice? Let us know in the comments below.
Dad Takes Funny Photos of His Premature Baby Doing “Manly Things”
We joked that he wasn’t premature just ‘advanced’ – so I came up with the idea that we should do a photoshoot of him doing manly adult things.”
By medical definition, a baby delivered before 37 weeks is considered premature. As such, they, particularly those born very early, usually have complicated medical concerns.
One father learned this from experience but despite the worries, he and his wife managed to look at the bright side of the situation - by taking funny pictures of their baby.
Bank Worker Resigns, Shows Up As Spider-Man On His Last Day
This guy knows how to leave his job with a bang!
Resigning from a job can spark strong emotions for most individuals. To some, it could be bittersweet as they bid farewell to the friends they've made in the workplace while wondering about what opportunities lie ahead afterwards. To others, it could be a feeling of great relief, especially if the environment has been very toxic for them.
Regardless of how you feel, being at your best self on your last day is what's important. You gotta leave with a bang, right? Well that's exactly one bank worker did and he gained viral fame because of it!
With great resignation comes a great last day outfit!
Woman Offers To Randomly Show Up at People’s Funeral and Make It ‘Mysterious’ For $50
She’ll make your funeral a family topic for ages.
Funerals are somber affairs not everyone is fond of attending. The weeping and sad eulogies are heart-breaking and mind-numbing. And they’re not only painful reminders of a loved one’s permanent absence, but also a mocking to our very own mortality.
Perhaps this is the reason why a woman posted a weird yet hilarious offer on Twitter. She probably wanted to make people’s funeral less somber and rather quite intriguing for attendees.
Meet Dana Schwartz. For $50, this 26-year-old author/journalist promises to attend your funeral and make it ‘mysterious for everyone’.