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Man Cheats on Wife with Her Sister and Her Response is Epic!

Nothing is messier in a marriage than being caught cheating and the ensuing divorce. When this man found out that the love was completely gone in their relationship, he decided to write one last letter to his soon-to-be ex-wife in the hope that he can somewhat justify his actions.

He admits all his wrongdoings, but not before laying out what his wife did wrong.

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“Dear Wife,

I’m writing this letter to you to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell…Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.

You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!”

The wife replies in the most amazing way possible.

The wife replies in the most amazing way possible.

Learning in one feel swoop that your husband is cheating on you (and with your sister, no less!) and leaving you on the same day is a hard pill to swallow. Luckily, this wife had the perfect retort for her erring husband.

“Dear Ex-Huband,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my SISTER because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was just a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica but when I got home you were gone…Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.”

Ah, instant karma. There's nothing more rewarding than knowing you've made the best decision!

Ah, instant karma. There's nothing more rewarding than knowing you've made the best decision!

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