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This Kindergarten Gets Unexpected Revenge On His Terrible Teacher. Hilarious!

Once there was a woman who desperately wanted to be a college professor but could only find work as a kindergarten teacher.

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Once there was a woman who desperately wanted to be a college professor but could only find work as a kindergarten teacher. She wasn’t fond of her job, and thus she wasn’t too patient with her class! Her name was Mrs. Canker, but everyone called her Mrs. Cranky…’cus that’s what she was!

One day, she was reading her class a book that was FAR too difficult for innocent 5-year-olds to understand when she came to the word “definitely.” Obviously, a bunch of kindergarten kids aren’t too clear on the definition of a term like definitely, but Mrs. Cranky didn’t care.

To make sure the students had a good understanding of the word, she asked them to use it in a sentence.

The first student raised his hand and said, “The sky is definitely blue!”

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Mrs. Cranky said, “Well, that isn’t entirely correct, because sometimes it’s grey and cloudy.”

Another student said, “Grass is definitely green.”

The teacher again replied, “If grass doesn’t get enough water it turns brown, so that isn’t really correct either.”

Finally, the class-clown, named Billy, raised his hand and asked Mrs. Cranky what SEEMED like a random question.

“Do farts have lumps?”

Everyone fell silent. The teacher looked at him and said “No…But that isn’t really a question you want to ask in class discussion!”

“Ooh, ooh!” Billy raised his hand again, this time quite excited.

“Then I DEFINITELY just pooped my pants!”

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Taxi Driver Tricked a Nun to Do Something Naughty, He Got Mindfucked Instead

The cab driver deserve it!

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A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

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Not Convinced That Beardless Man Is Her Dad, Clever Baby Conducts A Sniff Test

Lindsey was obviously confused and clearly unconvinced that this man is her real dad. What she did will make you smile.

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Remember the little girl who got terrified in a peekaboo surprise when her dad shaved his beard? Well, another little girl also got confused when she faced a clean-shaven man claiming to be her dad.

The little girl is a one year old named Lindsey. Her dad has had a beard all her life. So little Lindsey was obviously confused and clearly unconvinced that this man is her real dad. Which prompt her to investigates by touching him on the chin and face, a clear attempt to figure out what happened to the familiar beard.

Lindsey's father then says: "Hey baby girl", the the little girl is still quite unsure of his identity. However, she stayed cool and proceeds with the most important test - Lindsey takes a sniff of her dad's face.

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Peekaboo Surprise Left Poor Little Girl Terrified After Dad Shaves Beard

This little girl got a terrifying surprise while playing peekaboo with her dad. And she did not like it….

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Kids love peekaboo games. But this little girl got a terrifying surprise while playing peekaboo with her dad. Obviously, she did not like it. The video was uploaded last September 11, 2014 and as of this post garnered more than 9 million views. At the first, the two was playing a happy peekaboo game with the little girl giggling as her daddy hides his bearded face under a washcloth, popping out several times saying "peekaboo!" She laughed and giggled of course.

Then the father told the little girl to hold on for a minute and he will be back. He returns with his face once again covered with the washcloth.

When the girl peeks under the cover, she realizes her dad isn't the same man he was only moments earlier. He shaved his beard and she starts to cry because it appears she does not recognize her father with his new appearance. Poor thing.

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