Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.
Sid, the Dragon Slayer, obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death, should he try to touch them, but he had to try.
One day Sid revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Gerhard the Physician and the King’s chief alchemist. Gerhard thought about this and said that he could arrange for Sid to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Sid readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Gerhard made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen’s bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Gerhard informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and Gerhard advised that only the saliva of Sid would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Sid to their chambers. Gerhard then slipped Sid the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Sid worked passionately on the Queen’s large and magnificent breasts. The Queen’s itching was eventually relieved, and Sid left satisfied and hailed as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Sid found Gerhard demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Sid couldn’t have cared less knowing that Gerhard could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, Gerhard slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King’s underwear. The King immediately summoned Sid.
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