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This Hot Twitter Girl’s Story About Pooping On First Date Is Both Hilarious and Horrific!

She pooped in his bathroom. Unfortunately, it did not flush!

No matter how much you prepare for a date, you really cant expect everything to be perfect.

Take it from Makela, a hot girl from Twitter who goes by the handle ‘misunderstood worm.’ Her story about her recent date is just as hilarious as it is horrific.

According to Makela, she drank some coffee before going on a date with a guy. Eventually, she found herself at his house. She asked to use his bathroom when she suddenly felt nature’s call.

Unfortunately for her, the toilet did not flush – and things got really ugly from there.

Makela, a Twitter user from Canada, had a tragic experience when she drank coffee before going on a date.

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On her tweets that later went viral, Makela shared how she struggled in such a facepalm-worthy experience. Believe it or not, she had to pick up the poop and keep it in her handbag.

Eewww! That surely sounds like the grossest thing ever!

Follow the entire story on her series of tweets here:

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By this time, Makela turned desperate and decided to ask her sister for ideas.

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Luckily, she later found a way out of the stinky mess.

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The funny but terribly embarrassing tweets gained a lot of attention online as it quickly got thousands of retweets and likes. Netizens’ reactions about the, uhm, crappy story were entertaining to read as well. Some hailed her as a hero while others shared similar experiences.

Needless to say, Makela has learned her lesson and she’s never drinking coffee again next time she’s going on a date.

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This New Doomsday Submarine Is U.S. Navy’s ‘Nuclear Weapon of Tomorrow’

Currently, US Navy’s top priority, according to reports.

The Congressional Research Service has officially released information about the US Navy’s upcoming new class of nuclear ballistic missile submarines. In a blog posted by Popular Mechanics, it has been said that the new Navy vessels “will carry the nuclear weapons of tomorrow.”

To give you a little background, nuclear missile submarines spend months “submerged in classified patrol areas” and is the most “survivable” of the so-called nuclear triad (land-, sea-, and air-launched nuclear weapons). They are, however, less accurate than land-based missiles.

As of present time, the United States Navy maintains 14 Ohio-class nuclear missile submarines, each one carrying 20 Trident D-5 missiles. Each Trident has about 12 nuclear warheads which are 6 times more powerful than the bomb that rocked Hiroshima. ...

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20 of the Funniest Bathroom Door Signs You Will Ever See

#12 is a win! LOL!

Public toilets usually have signs on the door for a specific purpose – to help people determine which room they should use whenever they need to go.

Although quite useful, these door signs often do not get a lot of attention. We just give them a quick glance and that’s it. We’re done with them.

There are, however, some door signs that are much catchier than the plain old “men” and “women” ones - such as these clever, hilarious signs that we’ve featured below. Some of these signs, however, can be a bit more confusing to figure out, especially if you’ve already had several liquor shots or a few bottles of beer....

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Watch What Happens When Two Grannies Drive a Lamborghini

Two grannies drove around town in a Lamborghini to run some errands.

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Almost everyone stops and stares whenever beautiful, luxury cars drive by. Their sleek designs and powerful engines never fail to get people’s attention, even of those who are non-car enthusiasts.

Such automobiles are an object of envy. Men, in particular, wish to own one because it makes them feel young, strong, free, and powerful.

The Lamborghini is one of the fastest, most expensive cars in the world. It’s a symbol of fame and fortune; a vehicle that only celebrities and extremely wealthy individuals can afford. ...

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