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3 Grandmothers Talk About Their Senior Citizen Troubles — And They End Up Making Us Laugh

Three elderly women give us a humorous perspective on growing old.

It’s often said, “Age is just a number.” However, when you’re the one who is getting older, it may be a different story as the years go by. When you age, your body loses some of its vitality and your bodily functions no longer happen as smoothly as before.

In your youth, you hardly feel any aches or pains. However, when you’re already a senior citizen, it goes without saying that you sometimes feel your bones creaking and some of your body functions no longer happening normally.

Of course, there are ways to “delay” aging. However, getting old is still inevitable. This is the fact that three elderly women have embraced — with much good humor. Because, really, when aging happens, laughter may be the best way to deal with it.

Age is just a number, but good humor never gets old.

Age is just a number, but good humor never gets old.

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Three elderly women are talking about their troubles.

“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said Ruth, the 60-year-old, “You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens.”

“Ah, that’s nothing,” said the 70-year-old, Maxine. “When you’re 70, you don’t have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens.”

“Actually,” said Gilda, the 80-year-old, “Eighty is the worst age of all.”

“Do you have trouble peeing too?” asked Ruth.

“No, I pee every morning at 6 a.m. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all.”

“Do you have trouble with your bowel movements?” Maxine questioned.

“No, I have one every morning at 6:30 a.m,” Gilda responded.

Puzzled with this, Ruth said, “Let’s get this straight. You pee every morning at 6 a.m. and poop every morning at 6:30 a.m. So what’s so tough about being 80?”

“I don’t wake up until 7.”

When we get to be their age, we wish we would still be as good-humored as they are. Badly-timed body functions be damned.

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And they deserve it, right? Besides, the things they ask for – such as editing photos – takes skills and talents. So it’s just right that they pull some money from their pockets if they want to get quality work done for them. Exposure can’t pay the bills, so to speak!

We’re guessing this is exactly why James Fridman continues to be hailed as one of the biggest Photoshop trolls in the world of social media. His wit and humor is totally exceptional!

We love how he makes fun of those requesting for free photo edits, usually taking their words literally or putting some funny twists along the way.

If you still aren’t following him, shame on you. Believe me, you are missing out a lot!

Go check out some of his recent hilarious edits below:

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Every town name is unique in its own way and is given based on different reasons. A town can be named from a person, inspired by mythology, or by fauna and flora species. Most of the time, these towns have sophisticated names that have a wonderful ring to it.

In some towns in the U.S., however, the names can get really weird, you'd have to wonder why they were ever named that way. Town names can also have an influence on tourism, but, apparently, these towns don't seem to care if they'd be cashing in on tourists or not. Here are places in America that might consider changing their strange names.

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I can only imagine the faces they make after learning the truth.

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Elite Readers has compiled a list of these hilarious experiences by people who, unluckily for them, thought they met with celebrities. Scroll down below and enjoy the funny moments. Let us know which ones are your favorites!

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