It’s often said, “Age is just a number.” However, when you’re the one who is getting older, it may be a different story as the years go by. When you age, your body loses some of its vitality and your bodily functions no longer happen as smoothly as before.
In your youth, you hardly feel any aches or pains. However, when you’re already a senior citizen, it goes without saying that you sometimes feel your bones creaking and some of your body functions no longer happening normally.
Of course, there are ways to “delay” aging. However, getting old is still inevitable. This is the fact that three elderly women have embraced — with much good humor. Because, really, when aging happens, laughter may be the best way to deal with it.
Age is just a number, but good humor never gets old.
Three elderly women are talking about their troubles.
“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said Ruth, the 60-year-old, “You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens.”
“Ah, that’s nothing,” said the 70-year-old, Maxine. “When you’re 70, you don’t have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens.”
“Actually,” said Gilda, the 80-year-old, “Eighty is the worst age of all.”
“Do you have trouble peeing too?” asked Ruth.
“No, I pee every morning at 6 a.m. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all.”
“Do you have trouble with your bowel movements?” Maxine questioned.
“No, I have one every morning at 6:30 a.m,” Gilda responded.
Puzzled with this, Ruth said, “Let’s get this straight. You pee every morning at 6 a.m. and poop every morning at 6:30 a.m. So what’s so tough about being 80?”
“I don’t wake up until 7.”
When we get to be their age, we wish we would still be as good-humored as they are. Badly-timed body functions be damned.
You Never Want Any Of These To Happen On Your Wedding Day
These are definitely not your wedding goals!
A wedding is a special event between two people who love each other. It is the day that you finally show your commitment to one another and start living life together. One thing a person is supposed to do during his or her wedding day is to look as fabulous or as presentable as possible. You are supposed to behave well in front of your family and friends.
However, there are some folks that were caught through photographs behaving inappropriately during their wedding day. Although some of the photos show couples being photographed at the wrong place and at the wrong time, most of them are just doing things outside of the norm.
Here in Elite Readers, we will show you some of the most hilarious photographs of people during their wedding day.
Here are the pictures, enjoy!...
Aussie Commentary on Bulls Destroying People in Portugal is Absolutely Hilarious!
Ozzy Man, you’re the best!
Okay, seeing a mad bull rampaging in the streets and ramming people with its horns should be a tragic and horrifying news. You should be staring at the screen aghast as the wild animal went through every person it encounters with his sharp horns, causing multiple injuries along the way.
But when the video includes narration by Ozzy Man, you can bet that the incident will become anything but tragic. It actually becomes downright hilarious!
25 Funny Photos of People Who Took Instructions Too Literally
I literally couldn’t stop laughing LOL!
Signs and instructions serve a purpose and that is, of course, to guide people in performing an expected outcome.
That’s part of the reason why I literally couldn’t stop laughing as I went through the photos below. I saw this compilation on BoredPanda and I just knew I had to share the laughs with everyone.
These images show us examples of people who took instructions too literally. Extremely genius or plain stupid? We’ll leave it to you to decide.
In the mean time, go scroll down and enjoy....