Dad jokes are always the worst jokes out there. They’re often the cheesiest and silliest. In fact, most of them are really cringe-worthy.
Despite that, however, we all gotta admit that the world would probably be a little less fun without these awful one-liners.
We all love our dads and the truth of the matter is that some dad jokes are so bad, they’re actually good. Case in point, the ones we’ve compiled here below are the epitome of all daddy jokes. They’re terrible but are still somewhat funny at the same time.
Take a gander and feel free to laugh out loud along the way – if you feel like it!
#1. Stay back, everyone. You have been warned.
#2. “Come do a line of Coke with me.”
#3. How does the turkey smell?
#4. That classic ‘Hi, I’m Dad’ line.
#5. Honestly, this had me in stitches for minutes.
#6. I really want to see how the doctor reacted to this one. LOL!
#7. Let it chill…
#8. A Christmas tree story.
#9. Because one “Hi, I’m Dad!” joke is never enough.
#10. Did you see the big leek?
#11. Noel, Noel…
#12. Dad plays Monopoly – and checks for counterfeit money anyway!
#13. Now there goes a dad joke I would take any damn time!
#14. Oh my. This is an actual thing?
#15. “Sorry I wasn’t a better father.”
#16. This girl went “OMG I haven’t shaved my legs for 2 weeks.” Her dad’s response is precious!
#17. “Let’s not make any rash decisions.”
#18. Now you know where to go when you’re feeling cold.
#19. Fortunately, there wasn’t too much damage.
#20. “Dad there’s a moth on the bathroom.”
#21. “I know you’d get stuck there.”
#22. This cake is 4 your birthday.
#23. In only 2 weeks…
#24. Going to a 50 Cent concert.
#25. I can’t believe someone actually did this haha!
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