Imagine you’re overseas on a business trip when you suddenly receive an email from your significant other about an accident she figured in.
Panicking for the safety of your loved one, you immediately think about the severity of any injury she sustained. However, upon opening the mail, you are greeted by this:
To My Darling Husband,
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had when I was maneuvering the pick-up truck into the driveway. Fortunately, it was not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally stepped on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent, but the pick-up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you, my dearest sweetheart.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Waiting for your safe return,
Your Loving WifePhoto credit: topspeed.com
PS. Your girlfriend called. She said she missed you.
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