Parents have always looked forward every year to watch their kids in a Nativity play. It is all about the birth of Jesus Christ, but one mom unintentionally made it X-rated.
Helen Cox bought her son Alfie a nice shepherd costume on Amazon. The fit was right, and the five-year-old boy looked good in it. So what is the problem? The fancy attire came with a blow-up sheep s ex toy!
The clueless mom packed the costume into a bag then wrote her son’s name on it. Helen was then puzzled when a teacher told Alfie to take the sheep home.
The cute sheep was a nice touch to Alfie’s whole look, and it came with the costume, so Helen was confused about why it wasn’t allowed. When she blew it up, the mortified mom finally understood why the teacher didn’t want it to be part of the wholesome play.
Helen found out that the inflatable sheep had a huge hole in its bottom as well as red lips and eyelashes. In other words, it was a se x toy.
“I told him, ‘You can’t have this sheep Alfie,’ but he kept asking why so I had to make up a reason. I told him it didn’t look like a proper sheep because it had a mustache, red lipstick and a bow on its head, but he still wanted to play with it. I couldn’t think of any more reasons why not.”
The understandably panicked mom has now been forced to tell his son that the hole is for the “sheep’s toilet paper.”
“He’s probably in his room right now stuffing Lego in the hole. I just can’t believe it. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry! How am I going to explain this to his teachers?”
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