Categories: Funny

8 Perfect Responses For Rude Customers

If only I could say #1 and #6 to my annoying customers!

If you’ve ever worked in retail, then we’re sure you are completely aware that dealing with annoying customers is often part of the job. Some people are just totally impossible to please and you, as a retail person, have to be extremely patient and skilled in dealing with them. Besides, the customer, as they say, is always right.

Of course, that is usually easier said than done.

There are days when you just wish it’s legally okay to strangle an asshole of a customer – or at least to quip a witty comeback so you can slam your irrational client pretty bad. That would make you feel good, right? Well sure, but that could lead to you losing your job and, oh, possibly facing a lawsuit, too.

You surely wouldn’t want any of that hassle in your life. So for the most part, the better thing to do is to just do your best to conceal your anger instead.

Well we are guessing that that’s the inspiration behind the hilarious comic below created by cartoonist Andy C Stuart (otherwise known as NoobTheLoser) which he later shared on the College Humor website.

Whether you’re a former retail employee or simply anyone who has ever experienced dealing with difficult customers, chances are high that this one will crack you up.

Go scroll down and prepare to laugh out loud:

Quick, hide! The guy’s gone crazy!

If you found this comic amusing, you will probably want to check out the rest of NoobTheLoser’s works over at his Tumblr page. There, he “makes a lot of random comics” and his stuff is pretty decent. Look for that strip about the dog and a slice of pizza, I liked that, too.

You may also follow the artist over at Twitter and Facebook for his social media updates.

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