16 Valentine’s Day Greetings Gone Wrong

Whenever Valentine’s day arrives, everyone’s looking for the best gifts to give, restos to dine at, or maybe concerts or movies to watch with their loved ones.

Well if you’re into “old school” ways of expressing affection, you may even be looking for the right V-day card for your significant other.

And there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that.

Call me old-fashioned but I’m someone who believes that a simple card with handwritten message is usually far more effective than text message, an email, or maybe even a Facebook status. It does require a little more effort but hey, it’s much more romantic and heartfelt!

Make sure, however, that you never take cue from any of these bad cards and messages. NEVER! Or you might end up being completely alone on Valentine’s.

Scroll down and have a good laugh!

#1. Such a brutal way of saying “I like your face!”

#2. “Don’t fight my methane cuddles.”

#3. Getting some mixed signals here…

#4. Pranked by a fortune cookie?

#5. Probably NOT a good idea…

#6. Hoser? Like seriously?

#7. The child possibly meant well but this sounded extremely morbid.

#8. This chocolate eating tutorial is so wrong.

#9. To appreciate this better, you have to know that Ravioli is an, uhm, aphrodisiac.

#10. Uhh… I miss you too?

#11. Referencing Dr. Seuss in a slightly dirty way.

#12. That escalated pretty quickly.

#13. If someone gave you this card, do yourself a favor and run for your life.

#14. That’s really aggressive.

#15. So much for optimism!

#16. Guess what your parents did 9 months ago.