“I don't know what she thinks she is, but it's definitely not a squirrel.”
“Good morning, everybody. Thank you for being here. Where is Motivation?”
“No president has had a Toilet Brush like my Toilet Brush!"
Good things still happen every day!
"I've come to help Uganda, but Uganda hates Jesus through this son of a b***h."
Should Black Friday be cancelled already? Yes or No?
"You CAN reach your goals!"
*holds cat up in the air while singing AAAHHH ZAVENYAAAAAA*
It's proof that you don't need to spend a fortune if you have an excellent idea.
"I call them 'my babies,' as they are four years old and I take care of them as I would…
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