25 Terrifying Halloween Cakes to Curdle Your Blood

As the clock strikes closer to All Hollows Eve, specialty cake makers start coming out of the woodwork to create one-of-a-kind confections guaranteed to chill the heart’s blood of any sweet tooth.

Here are some blood-curdling examples of edible Halloween artwork to give “life” to any party:

#1. Your heart’s desire on a plate from Lilly Vanilli, London.

#2. This bloody beautiful blonde from Blissfully Sweet Cakes, in Putney, Sydney

#3. Hogging the limelight by Tattooed Bakers, London

Fresh from the butcher…er, baker. Cooked raw just the way you like it.

#4. Flayed pieces of demon horse for dessert also by Tattooed Bakers in London

#5. A mime isn’t such a terrible thing to waste after all says the All Mine Patisserie in Leeds

#6. Neither are these dismembered members, also by All Mine Patisserie in Leeds

Give us a hand, and we'll help you get one foot in the door.

#7. Nevie-Pie Cakes in Hertfordshire are ear collectors.

They also specialize in skin and nail diseases.

#8. Conjurer’s Kitchen in Birmingham caters to the anatomically correct…

#9. …even if their cadavers have reached past their “sell by” date.

#10. They also provide the stuff made up of dentists’ nightmares…

#11. …and confections to sweeten any torturer’s mood.

#12. Because who wouldn’t salivate from this piece of severed belly button?

Complete with a complimentary navel ring.

#13. Conjurer’s Kitchen in Birmingham creates surgical delights.

#14. While the Sideserf Cake Studio in Austin, Texas can sweeten up your impending divorce.

Or beheading. Whichever comes first.

#15. They also specialize in Workers’ Compensation celebrations…

…machine cut your arm off? No problem. Call the union and sue.

#16. …and parties for “Game of Thrones” fans.

Because, hey…valar morghulis, dude.

#17. If you’re into sweetened flesh wounds, you should pay Totally Sugar in southwest London a visit.

They have a brisk trade in body parts.

#18. While Sweet As Sugar in Surrey specializes in Wrongful Death.

#19. Sweet As Sugar in Surrey loves Chuckie just as much as you do…

#20. …also zombie mermaids, for whatever reason.

#21. Fancy playing tongue hockey with a Kraken’s mouth?

Rozie Powell, cake decorator for The Tattooed Bakers will get you prime access.

#22. For the fuss-free minimalist, Choccywoccydoodah in London will bake your cake.

#23. While Twisted Fondant in Winchester, Hampshire will give you a worm for your money.

#24. Because who wouldn’t love this zombie garden gnome from Caking It in Beckenham, south London.

#25. Or this heart…

…make that dozens of hearts…

So, when’s dessert?

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