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A Husband Admits to His Wife That He’s Cheating. Her Response Had Me Laughing Out Loud!

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy...

This is a letter exchange between a husband and wife. It is an interesting story that should really get you chuckling once you reach the second letter. Find out how this awesome lady responded to her husband’s disgusting and totally disrespectful letter.

She was probably hurt at first after reading that insensitive letter but instead of bursting into tears and feeling helpless, check out her brilliant answer, it was totally perfect!

A 54 year old husband wrote this letter to his wife and left it on the dining room table:

To My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy.

I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.

Please don’t be upset — I shall be home before midnight.

When the man came home late that night, he found a letter on the dining room table.

Photo credit: Mirror.co.uk

My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old.

I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college.

I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and, like your secretary, is 18 years old.

As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference — 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Don’t wait up. I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.

This is definitely one hell of a woman.. better not mess with her. How would you respond if you ever received a similar letter from your beloved partner? Share your opinions in the comments below!

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