"Sick of the sound of your own voice? This is my new strategy!"
"If they want Christmas gifts, they'll have to buy them for themselves – like I did."
"We are overjoyed and beyond excited."
"I asked if she'd sanitized her friends' hands and she said yes."
"I am not tripping and ripping holes in brand new clothes."
“I been waiting on my order to get done for 45 minutes... She was making good progress at first, then…
Is she the world's strongest baby?
"Only have kids if you REALLY want to watch someone do a spin 10,000 times."
Often bullied for his height, the boy already wants to end his life.
This kid is a hero for bravely defending his mom!
Parents, would you buy this?
"Alexa, 8 multiplied by 4!"