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Hilarity Ensues As Polish Man Reveals Why He Wants to Divorce His American Wife

This is a good one!

Divorce jokes are plenty. If you want a good laugh, you can never go wrong with jokes made at the expense of couples who are practically on each other’s throats and can’t barely wait for the ink on the divorce papers to dry.

The jokes are even better when it involves nationality in the equation.

Read this joke and see what I mean…

A Polish man moved to the United States and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well — until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Lawyer: “Have you any grounds?”

Man: “Yes, an acre and a half and a nice little home.”

Lawyer: “No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?”

Man: “It’s made of concrete.”

Lawyer: “I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?”

Man: “No, we have a carport.”

Lawyer: “I mean, what are your relations like?”

Man: “All my relations are still in Poland.”

Lawyer: “Is there any infidelity in your marriage?”

Man: “We have a high-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.”

Lawyer: “Does your wife beat you up?”

Man: “No, I always wake up before her.”

Lawyer: “Sir, exactly why do you want this divorce?”

Man: “She’s going to kill me.”

Lawyer: “What makes you think that?”

Man: “I have proof.”

Lawyer: “What kind of proof?”

Man: “She is going to poison me. She bought a bottle and put it on the shelf in the bathroom. I can read it and it says … ‘Polish remover.’ ”

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