Valentine’s day just passed by the corner. It’s one of the celebrated days across the globe. Men would buy their ladies some chocolates and flowers. Well, women mostly enjoy this day. For men, however, another not-so-well-known holiday is as exciting as any other holiday.
March 14 is actually the “Steak and Blowjob Day”, which is dubbed as Valentine’s day for men. As the name implies, it’s just simple – steak and a blowjob. There are no fancy dinners, expensive flowers, and mouth-watering chocolates. Does this show how men want it- simple and straightforward?
Men, today is your Valentine's Day!
In fact, Steak and Blowjob Day, also called Steak or Knobber Day or Steak & BJ Day, is a satirical holiday. It originated in the United States to celebrate men’s Valentine’s day, which is celebrated a month after hence it’s date – March 14.
March 14 is officially the Steak and BJ Day.
WTF is Steak and BJ Day?
According to its official website:
Some say it was invented by the Romans in 269 AD and institutionalized through St. Valentine’s cousin, Claudius Fellatio. Others suggest that when World War II ended in 1945, president Harry S. Truman had the FBI covertly spread the word to act as a “welcome home” for the troops. All we know, really, is that Steak and BJ Day is pretty damn awesome.
The overarching theory is one of “Man’s Valentine’s Day.” You know the drill. Every 14th of February men get the chance to display their fondness for a significant other by showering them with gifts, flowers, dinner, and many other romantic baubles. They rack their brains for that one special gift that will show their spouse that they truly care.
But Valentine’s Day SUCKS. It’s a soulless, capitalist creation to eek extra cash from consumers – just for putting a lick of red paint on cards/chocolate/flowers. What’s really needed is some quality time with your partner (and it’s far cheaper)!
March 14th henceforth became “Steak and Blowjob Day.” Simple, effective and self explanatory. No gifts, no cards, no trinkets, no special nights on the town; the name explains it all: just a steak and a BJ. That’s it.
Who wouldn't want the idea of having your girlfriend or wife cook your favorite steak and go down on you on this special day?
This day is the chance to celebrate after showing your fondness and sweetness to your girl a month before.
Don’t worry, this day isn’t just about steaks and blowjobs. The event actually helps raise funds in the fight against breast cancer. The event’s donations will be given to Coppafeel, a charity created to raise breast cancer awareness, fight cancer and save the lives of the 1.7 million women diagnosed with breast cancer each year.
Also, the event supports Breast Cancer Research Foundation, which also aims to increase breast cancer awareness.
Happy Steak and Blowjob Day to anyone who feels the need to celebrate it. Have some fun, guys!
Man Throws Acid On Wife After She Gives Birth to a Girl, Not a Boy
Hope this imbecile gets what he deserves.
A horrific experience happened to a woman after her husband poured acid on him, as he gave birth to a girl. The man was reportedly expecting a boy, but things went south after learning the true gender of his kid. The incident, ironically, happened on International Women’s Day.
Siraj Biwi, 32, threw acid at his 25-year-old wife named Farah Biwi while she was asleep. The attack, confirmed by reports, was due to the fact that she failed to produce him a son and fulfill her dowry.
After failing to product a boy, Farah's husband threw acid at her face.
Girl Faces Lifetime Paralysis After Doing Risky Yoga Pose at Unlicensed Class In China
The girl couldn’t feel any sensation in her legs and couldn’t even hold her urine.
Performing complicated yoga moves requires practice and supervision from an expert, especially if beginners are involved. For this, a licensed class with a licensed instructor is needed for students to safely and successfully learn the moves. In China, however, one girl performed a risky move that resulted in her possibly being paralyzed for life.
Little girl Xiao Bao, who was attending a dance class in Zhengzhou, Hennan province, fell on her back while attempting to do "back bridge" as part of the warmup. It was reported that following her fall, the little girl was injured and could no longer bring herself back up again.
A CCTV footage captured the freak accident involving young dance student, Xiao Bao.
Farmer Cracks Open Giant Egg Only To Find Another One Inside
That was something unexpected!
A farmer got the surprise of his life after cracking a giant egg only to find that another smaller one was hidden inside. The egg, which was the same size as an adult hand, was found at a family farm in northern Queensland, Australia called Stockman's Eggs.
The egg weighed about 176 grams, which is more than three times the size of a normal average egg. Owner Scott Stockman didn't see it coming but it was a puzzling discovery worth telling the world.