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Man With the Longest Penis in the World Receives Offer to Become a Porn Star

Will there be someone who can accommodate him?

Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, the 54-year-old Mexican who has a massive 19-inch member, received an offer to star in a porn film.

The offer was made last year by Vivid Entertainment for Cabrera to star in sex films and to have Cabrera’s 19-inch, two-pound penis reduced via surgery so he can live a normal life; the offer for medical management stands regardless if the porn film will push through or not. However, reports say that Cabrera refused to have his member shortened and that language barrier, issues with money, and “anatomical challenges” prevented the pornstar role from coming to fruition.

Roberto Esquivel Cabrera’s 19 inches tool attracted the attention of the adult industry.

But, Cabrera is not giving up his dreams of becoming a porn star just yet. He admits that he plans to move to the United States to pursue a career in the porn industry. He also believes that the fame that he might gain, thanks to his massive member, will be more beneficial and profitable for him.

In an interview with Barcroft TV, Cabrera said,

“I don’t feel sad because I know in the USA there is a lot of women. One of them will be the right size for me.

“I would like to be a porn star and I think I would make a lot of money over there.

“And the people are not like over here, they are more liberal. They don’t care about what I have in my pants.”

Given his interest in the porn industry, pornsite bigwigs were asked for their opinions on the career path that Cabrera can possibly take.

“The YouPorn Guy,” said, “We would fly him over to Prague and he can come see our doctors and nurses at our FakeHospital.com.”

Source: TheLADBible

“The YouPorn Guy” added,

“We would make the scene quite comical, and would get a female doctor and two or three nurses all trying to have a go on it.

“He would have the time of his life. Everyone would want to see the scene for sure, whether they would get off on it is another matter.

Cabrera can also pose as a subject of a SexEd class, where the teacher can hang around after class to learn more about anatomy.

Source: TheLADBible

We do admit that we are curious as to whether Cabrera could find a woman who can accommodate him and who will come out unscathed. Surely, it’d be an interesting sight! We also do not discount the possibility of other scenarios where Cabrera’s lengthy phallus may come in handy. Imagine the surprise that people will get when his member snakes out of a glory hole in a dingy bathroom stall.

But, despite all these possibilities of what most think is glorious sex for Cabrera, his doctor believes otherwise.

“We have advised him, ‘Mr Roberto, the best thing for you is that the doctors give a normal shape to your penis so that it doesn’t hurt you, in order to have sexual relationships, in order to have children.’ But he doesn’t accept it; he’d rather have a penis bigger than the rest of the people.

“In Latin culture whoever has the bigger penis is more macho.

“It’s something that makes him different to the rest of the people and makes him feel special.”

If the length of the penis is the basis for machismo, then average men are nowhere near Cabrera.

Imagine the volume of blood that Cabrera needs to sustain an erection.

Well, whether Cabrera decides to pursue his dreams or not, we wish him all the best.

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19 Perfectly-Timed Photos That Will Make You Look Twice

I cannot get over #3. Seriously.

While it is true that we sometimes utilize modern 3D effects or virtual reality just to see amazing things, there are indeed certain things in life that will make you look and think twice. They first appear to be this sort of stuff but end up very differently.

We here at Elite Readers decided to make a compilation of things that will make you look twice to figure out what is really going on. They are a combination of funny and interesting items, but their magic really relies on great timing and, well, coincidence.

Without further ado, here are some of the photos that will definitely make you stop and think. Go ahead and check them out for yourself. You can thank us later!

#1. Just how many dogs do I own?

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#2. He almost caught me.

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#3. You just got to understand it.

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#4. Are you really confused right now?

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#5. Wait, what?

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#6. Just look closely.

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#7. Take a wild guess where the house is.

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#8. Weird. Father is floating.

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#9. What’s up with the umbrella?

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#10. You got some serious powers there, ref.

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#11. Is that… Is that… Nah, it is a bug.

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#12. WTF happen to your head, Susan?

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#13. Holy mother of…

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#14. Does it smell good, dear?

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#15. Where is his body?

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#16. Just one of things a cat can do.

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#17. Yup, it fits. It really fits.

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#18. Optical illusion at its finest!

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#19. Just shut up and kiss me!

So, what do you think about this compilation? Were the photos misleading enough to make you laugh or whatnot? Either way, be sure to let us know what you think in the comments below. We would love to hear from you!

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28 Funny Photos of Cool Parents Taking Things Easy In Parenting

No. 9 is epic!

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Being a parent is a big responsibility to take on since you’ll be making sure that your kid grows up to become decent human beings. But let’s not forget that parents are humans and they are not perfect. They still make a lot of mistakes and many continue to learn how to become a better parent each day.

For some parents, though, they have accepted the fact that there are things that they can’t control. These are cool parents who are taking things easy as they always find a solution to every mistake made. The result is hilarious and, at the same time, clever. Check out the photos.

#1. Clever solution to the absence of a hair tie.

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#2. It's cool when you have engineers as parents.

#3. Your kid becomes Spiderman if you don't watch him.

#4. This guy's parents made his wife a Christmas stocking.

#5. Awesome Dad!

#6. When you want to be an ear for Halloween and dad lets it happen.

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#7. If you can't get dad to leave his chair, join him.

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#8. When your stomatologist dad wasn't able to get balloons for your birthday.

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#9. This drunk Dad made his dog learn how to pedal.

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#10. "Nine-hour flight to Budapest. No problem. We’re an experienced family of travelers."

#11. When you're out with your little one for a "nice dinner."

#12. Awesome balancing skills.

#13. Expectation vs. Reality

#14. When you do your best to teach your kid how to swim.

#15. Note: The baby is fine! No harm done. Promise.

#16. Surely, they're good parents.

#17. When you have stay-at-home parents who took a trip to the Atacama desert.

#18. Doesn't matter if that's a new dress – she's happy with the cake!

#19. When you don't like your phone casing so you gave it to your dad instead.

Source: tmackisey/Twitter#20. Parenting in a nutshell.

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#21. Just the perfect timing.

#22. This mom got too much time on her hands.

#23. "I am 24, and I live with my parents. This is my Christmas present. I think they are hinting at something."

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#24. Dad finally learning about her daughter's tattoo.

#25. When you think your kid has a cute Christmas sweater, until you look at Santa.

#26. When you see it —- Coolest dad.

#27. This happens when you take your kid to the zoo and you get distracted for a second.

#28. When you still live with your parents as a grown-man and you get this for Christmas.

Which one is your favorite? Let us know in the comments section below! Share this with your friends and family.

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Man Sustains Serious Injuries After Vape Pen Explodes In His Face

This guy will never vape again!

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Think a vape pen is much safer than a typical cigarette? Well, think again! An incident in Idaho shows us the dangers of using an electronic cigarette after Andrew Hall, a 30-year-old father, had experienced gruesome injuries after his vape pen exploded in his face.

As a result, Hall sustained second degree burns and lost 7 of his teeth. According to him, his electronic cigarette exploded without a warning.

Andrew Hall, 30, has been vaping for almost a year – and then something terribly bad happens!

In a report by the DailyDot, we learn that the explosion “caused the device to shatter in Hall’s mouth.” This apparently resulted to “knocking out a number of teeth and leaving burn marks on his cheek and neck.”

Fortunately, he was immediately rushed to the intensive care unit of a nearby hospital.

Hall later posted images, detailing his injuries to warn others about the dangers of vaping.

Meanwhile, some netizens expressed skepticism regarding Hall’s claims, questioning how a vape pen can cause so much injuries. Hall, on the other hand, responded to it by posting pictures of the charred e-cigarette along with his badly-damaged bathroom shrink.


Hall said in a post:

“I’ve been doing this for about a year now and assure you I did not do anything I wasn’t supposed to (battery was in right, always had the shop put it together when I first bought it and add things and maintenance it the right way while taking their advice) but it exploded in my face.”

This guy will never vape again!

As of the moment, the details remain unclear about the cause of the explosion. Hall, however, believes it is probably because of the battery powering the device.

Hall also warned others:

“I Vape (I know, terrible and uncool) but I no longer do and I hope to possibly sway those that do to maybe reevaluate or find other methods of smoking.”

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