Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer.
A mysterious murder made the headlines in a small town, and just about the entire population and every journalist within a 100-mile-radius showed up for the first day of the trial. A Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a 92-year-old elderly woman by the name of Gladys Jones.
The big-time lawyer approached little old Gladys with his hands resting on his belly.
“Mrs. Jones,” the lawyer began, leaning over the stand so Gladys could smell onion on his breath. “Do you know me?”
“Why, yes,” Gladys responded without skipping a beat. “I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you’ll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.”
Everyone in the courtroom just sat there with their mouths hanging open.
The lawyer was STUNNED. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?”
Again, Gladys replied without missing a beat. “Why yes, I do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. So, yes, I know him.”
The defense attorney nearly DIED.
The judge intervened at that point, asking both counsellors to approach the bench. In a VERY quiet voice, he said:
“If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you both to the electric chair.”
This Guy’s Life Appears Awesome on Facebook But Nothing Could Be Further From The Truth
Facebook can be depressing because everyone else’s lives seem better than yours… But are they really?
If you haven't noticed. It seems like everyone on Facebook appears to have an awesome life. Fun adventures, best romances, amazing jobs, delicious foods, cool gadgets. It's more than enough to make you feel inadequate, but it's also a big lie. Nobody is really having an awesome life contrary to what their Facebook wall claims, as depicted in this accurate short film from HigtonBrothers.
Facebook is now widely known as a narcissistic playground where most people broadcasts the best, the funniest, and the most charming aspects of their lives. While the crappy and boring parts that we normally encounter everyday usually never gets posted.
Watch how Facebook distorts the reality of people's lives.
This Isolated Boy’s First Conversation Will Move You To Tears
This is the touching story of an isolated deaf boy who learns to communicate for the first time.
This is how 15-year-old Patrick Otema was described by documentary-maker Kiki King.
“Trapped in his own mind.”
Born profoundly deaf, Patrick never had a single conversation in his life due to the lack of schools dedicated for deaf-mutes in a remote village called Agago in Uganda.
Awesome Dog Pushes Wheelchair for Disabled Owner Every Day
Fu is an 86-year-old man with no legs…what his dog does every day is truly awesome…
Dogs are man’s best friends – a cliché that holds true in most situations. Across the world, dogs have proven time and again how valuable they are to men. Yes, there are also plenty of news about dog attacks and other horrid situations involving dogs, but those are often attributed to abusive owners and abused or baited ferocious canines.
In Wenzhou, Zhejiang Province, a disabled old man, aged 86, is helped by his loyal dog every single day.
Fu has no legs and relies only on a wheelchair for moving around. His trusty old dog actually pushes him around the town, acting as his ‘carer’ because there was no one there for him – and it would be weird to always ask strangers to push him from one point to another.
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