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Guy Stunned His Sarcastic Boss Who Scolded Him On His First Day of Work

A boss yells at his employee and this is how the young man replies. It is epic.

What would you do if you’ve been yelled at and humiliated by your boss at the office? We’re pretty sure you would either a) yell back at him or b) cry in shame and run away to the washroom and hide until everyone else is gone for the day. There will always be that boss from hell in every company that employees are scared of. That one terror boss who everyone scampers away from when s/he walks into the room.

We get it that there are employees that need to be reprimanded especially when they happen to be uhm, ‘sleeping on the job’. But we think, no matter how small or huge the fault may be, being kind to the people who work for you is a sign of respect. Why? Because you just might get your ass handed back to you like what this employee did:

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A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says “Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota.”

Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he’d give him a shot, so he gave him the job.

“You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and see how you did.”

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to the sales floor.

“How many customers bought something from you today?” The kid frowns and looks at the floor and mutters, “One”. The boss says “Just one?!!? Our sales people average sales to 20 to 30 customers a day. That will have to change, and soon, if you’d like to continue your employment here. We have very strict standards for our sales force here in Florida. One sale a day might have been acceptable in North Dakota, but you’re not on the farm anymore, son.”

The kid took his beating, but continued to look at his shoes, so the boss felt kinda bad for chewing him out on his first day. He asked (semi-sarcastically), “So, how much was your one sale for?”

The kid looks up at his boss and says “$101,237.65”.

The boss, astonished, says “$101,237.65?!? What the heck did you sell?”

The kid says, “Well, first, I sold him some new fish hooks. Then I sold him a new fishing rod to go with his new hooks. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4×4 Expedition.”

The boss said “A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a TRUCK!?”

The kid said “No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, ‘Dude, your weekend’s shot, you should go fishing.

What can you say about this story? Share your opinions in the comment section below.

160 Comments

  1. Sol Sucaldito

    April 19, 2017 at 3:31 AM

    Hahah!

  2. Emil Pelegrino

    April 19, 2017 at 1:43 AM

    interesting story! indeed!

  3. Jeddan Sabal

    April 19, 2017 at 1:29 AM

    Jahangir Khan nice story, u might wanna check it out?

  4. Skë Adë

    April 19, 2017 at 1:11 AM

    Flamur 🤠

  5. KaDog Set

    March 5, 2018 at 8:05 AM

    Nice story👏👏👏

  6. Chris Anthony Balbuena

    March 5, 2018 at 8:05 AM

    good job.😀😀😀

  7. Janilyn Mejorada Cabatan

    March 5, 2018 at 8:05 AM

    Dodoy Tinoy Bual

  8. Han Boon Lim

    March 5, 2018 at 8:23 AM

    Love this joke

  9. Sol Sucaldito

    March 5, 2018 at 8:05 AM

    Hahah!

  10. Ray Lim

    March 5, 2018 at 8:05 AM

    Stephy Goh

  11. Nick Vanderveer

    March 5, 2018 at 7:20 AM

    Is that the actor from Fubar

  12. Kamalesh Parmar

    April 19, 2017 at 1:46 AM

    Awesome 😂😂😂 dude!
    Buyer might be half witted billionaire and kid might be one and half 😂😂😂

  13. Leonides Flores

    March 5, 2018 at 7:20 AM

    He nailed his boss and maybe his boss kiss his ass!

  14. Nathan Salvador

    March 5, 2018 at 7:20 AM

    this may not be true, but i like the story per se,…

  15. Psalmuel Van Austria

    March 5, 2018 at 8:05 AM

    Kent Gabriell Austria

  16. Dean Casper

    March 5, 2018 at 8:23 AM

    The kid said “No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, ‘Dude, your weekend’s shot, you should go fishing. the answer make me laugh…hahahahahahahaah

  17. Richmond Daque

    March 5, 2018 at 7:20 AM

    Dont care if this is untrue.. but it sure made me smile.

  18. Mary Costello

    March 5, 2018 at 7:22 AM

    Even it’s made up story it is still funny and have a lesson in it :p

  19. Binh Ha

    March 5, 2018 at 8:05 AM

    Funny

  20. Cecilia de Jesus

    March 5, 2018 at 8:05 AM

    Wow!

  21. Juliana Pierre-Henry

    March 5, 2018 at 7:20 AM

    Beautiful story. Funny

  22. Kamalesh Parmar

    March 5, 2018 at 7:22 AM

    Awesome 😂😂😂 dude!
    Buyer might be half witted billionaire and kid might be one and half 😂😂😂

  23. Emil Pelegrino

    March 5, 2018 at 7:20 AM

    interesting story! indeed!

  24. William Millares

    March 5, 2018 at 7:26 AM

    Lesson learned:
    It’s the QUALITY
    Not the QUANTITY!

  25. Jeddan Sabal

    March 5, 2018 at 8:05 AM

    Jahangir Khan nice story, u might wanna check it out?

  26. Juliana Pierre-Henry

    April 19, 2017 at 1:51 AM

    Beautiful story. Funny

  27. Millie Paz Hawley

    March 5, 2018 at 8:23 AM

    He looks like Steve Zahn

  28. Ron Belleza

    March 5, 2018 at 8:23 AM

    lol

  29. Ruben Maniam

    March 5, 2018 at 7:20 AM

    Awosome

  30. Raymond Kian Son

    March 5, 2018 at 7:20 AM

    Love this story

  31. Ray Lim

    April 19, 2017 at 3:19 AM

    Stephy Goh

  32. Nick Vanderveer

    April 19, 2017 at 3:16 AM

    Is that the actor from Fubar

  33. Romel Rivera

    March 5, 2018 at 8:23 AM

    Hahaha

  34. Geril Ventura

    March 5, 2018 at 8:05 AM

    IamHis Edzchel

  35. Leonides Flores

    April 19, 2017 at 2:57 AM

    He nailed his boss and maybe his boss kiss his ass!

  36. William Millares

    April 19, 2017 at 2:56 AM

    Lesson learned:
    It’s the QUALITY
    Not the QUANTITY!

  37. Nathan Salvador

    April 19, 2017 at 2:55 AM

    this may not be true, but i like the story per se,…

  38. Cecilia de Jesus

    April 19, 2017 at 1:52 AM

    Wow!

  39. Psalmuel Van Austria

    April 19, 2017 at 2:43 AM

    Kent Gabriell Austria

  40. Regine Ortega Eli

    March 5, 2018 at 7:20 AM

    Haha good job … !!!😂😂😂

  41. Sarah Jane Seril Rivera

    March 5, 2018 at 8:05 AM

    👍👍👍👍

  42. Jane Reyes

    March 5, 2018 at 7:20 AM

    Awesome ! What you say boss😀😀😀

  43. Sarah Jane Seril Rivera

    March 5, 2018 at 8:05 AM

    Lesson learned:Never underestimate a person😊😊😊

  44. Arthur King

    March 5, 2018 at 8:23 AM

    there’s a sales technique to be learned..

  45. Dean Casper

    April 19, 2017 at 2:18 AM

    The kid said “No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, ‘Dude, your weekend’s shot, you should go fishing. the answer make me laugh…hahahahahahahaah

  46. Richmond Daque

    April 19, 2017 at 2:17 AM

    Dont care if this is untrue.. but it sure made me smile.

  47. Mary Costello

    April 19, 2017 at 2:00 AM

    Even it’s made up story it is still funny and have a lesson in it :p

  48. Binh Ha

    April 19, 2017 at 2:00 AM

    Funny

  49. Jasnnie Mark Jainol

    March 5, 2018 at 7:22 AM

    Did the guy manage to buy tampons? Oh boy his weekends are ruined…

  50. Skë Adë

    March 5, 2018 at 8:05 AM

    Flamur 🤠

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