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45 Hilariously Unfortunate Names Parents Have Given Their Children

You have to wonder what the parents of these people were thinking.

Some people came into this world having an unfortunate fate of being given a hilarious name. That’s a big “no thanks” to the parents who don’t see names as a matter that needs to be thought of very carefully. Some have regular names but when put together with their last name, then that’s when the hilarity happens. Others, however, just have their full names messed up.

While there are options to change the awkward and embarrassing name as the person grows older, some decided to keep their names no matter how much of a laughing stock they have become.

Here are hilariously unfortunate names of people that will make you feel guilty about laughing so hard:

#1. Jesus Condom

#2. Judy Swallows

#3. Dixie Normous

#4. Jack Goff

#5. Thomas Fister

#6. Brownie Shytles

#7. Dick Pound

#8. Mike Litoris

#9. Chew Kok

#10. Bita Negar

#11. Oliver Loser

#12. Willie Stroker

#13. Destinee Hooker

#14. Phat Ho

#15. Peanisbreath

#16. Anass Rhammar

#17. Dick Champion

#18. Batman Bin Suparman

#19. Tahra Dactyl

#20. Chris P. Bacon

#21. Gowen, Geter

#22. Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop

#23. Mr. Perv

#24. Sam Sung

#25. P. Ennis

#26. Dick Long

#27. Paul Twocock

#28. Moe Lester

#29. Dickie Head

#30. Shit Fun Chew

#31. Dick Black

#32. Donald Duck

#33. Crystal Methven

#34. Robert Fagot

#35. B.J. Hardick

#36. Les McBurney

#37. Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele

#38. Lord Vol Demort

#39. Tokyo Sexwale

#40. Dick Swett

#41. Krystal Ball

#42. Dick Smalley

#43. Arse Biscuites

#44. Mahboobeh

#45. Sirius Bonner

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