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‘Edible Anus’ Company Makes Chocolate Molds Of Your or a Loved One’s Butthole

Are you ready to give this to your special someone?

Are you running out of ideas in what to give your partner? Well, we currently live in a world where it is indeed possible to purchase fine chocolate molded in whatever shape you want — even a butthole.

There is an industry of items that exist for people who want to think outside of the box. More specifically, these products celebrate the kinkier side of these gift givers. While an edible anus sounds like fake news, it is actually real.

So if you’re looking for something unique, Edible Anus will make your dreams come true. Yes, it’s a real company.

For the price of $38.95, you will be getting five boxes of white, milk and dark chocolate personalized anuses. Weird? Yep. Legit? Definitely.

Magnus Irvin is the genius behind Edible Anus. He revealed that he first started the idea with his own anus, but it didn’t go smoothly as he probably hoped for.

He said:

“I poured the stuff in me bum and it all run past me nuts into me face.”

If you’re wondering why he would do such a thing, Magnus credits his fondness of both sweets and erotica as the inspiration for his idea.

He then decided to mold other people’s butts and sell them. The rest, as they say, is history.

The idea that a total stranger would offer up the deepest, most intimate parts of themselves to a chocolate maker is pretty strange, but it is happening.

In fact, someone might actually be having their buttholes molded right this second.

The edible anuses will then be placed into a nice, sleek black box, which is quite classy for what’s waiting for you inside.

And if you’re feeling a little fancy, you can splurge and have a replica of your anus in bronze or silver.