Man left furious after someone sneaked up and stuck a PADLOCK on his stretched earlobe.
It sounds like a very unlikely thing to happen but Tom Grim Fandango Matthews – as his name appears on Facebook – claims he was totally unaware that someone locked a padlock to his earlobe.
The guy says he didn’t notice it at all until it was too late. He just heard a click in his fleshy tunnel and that was it.
He later posted a photo on his social media account and angrily captioned it this way:
“So guess what some little w*** stain just did to me if I find you I will put you 6 feet under end of rant c***.”
“Literally having a fag out back literally they came out heard a click turned round realised theyre was a padlock on my ear and tried to chase em”
He, however, found very little sympathy for his plight. In fact, many people actually took the chance to make fun of him.
One of his buddies commented:
“Get yourself to the DIY shop and give ’em a fiver to cut it off.”
Another one wrote:
“I can pick locks, £10 an hour though!”
Eventually, Matthews got to remove the lock with the help of bolt cutters.
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