When Daddy Mihai Patriche caught the kids with paint all over their bodies and the house, he quickly brought them to the bathroom to clean up. However, before he gets them clean, he has to make them understand they had done something wrong (else they do it again!).

So, he begins to question them whether they knew they were in trouble and who started the mess they had gotten themselves in.

Once there was a woman who desperately wanted to be a college professor but could only find work as a kindergarten teacher. She wasn’t fond of her job, and thus she wasn’t too patient with her class! Her name was Mrs. Canker, but everyone called her Mrs. Cranky…’cus that’s what she was!

One day, she was reading her class a book that was FAR too difficult for innocent 5-year-olds to understand when she came to the word “definitely.” Obviously, a bunch of kindergarten kids aren’t too clear on the definition of a term like definitely, but Mrs. Cranky didn’t care.

To make sure the students had a good understanding of the word, she asked them to use it in a sentence.

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."