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Cops Ask Old Lady Why She Has A Bag Full of Cash

The next time you think of peeing in someone else's backyard, think of the old woman who might ask you to pay her $20. Or more.

There are times when we’re caught in a situation that is quite annoying and troublesome for something that we like so much, that we’re left with nothing but to come up with a solution. It may not exactly be the right one but if it works just fine, then why not? Sometimes they might be hilarious or downright mean, but if it solves the problem then maybe it would be better to ease up a little on how the solution has been done.

This is a story on how it would be a better idea for men to pee in a bathroom instead of just doing it anywhere they fancy. Why? Well, there’s a darn pretty good reason bathroom’s were invented anyway, right? So, the next time you think of peeing in someone else’s backyard because you think it’s funny, you might want to think again after reading this story.

If you don’t want to lose money, pee in the bathroom where it’s safer, too.

Source: shareably

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.”

“Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.

“Well, now, not so fast,” said the cop.“Where did you get all that money? You didn’t steal it, did you?”

“Oh, no, no”, said the old lady. “You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course.

A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower Garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, ‘why not make the best of it?

So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.

Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, ‘O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.’

“Well, that seems only fair,” said the cop, laughing. “OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag?”

“Not everybody pays.”