There are times when we’re caught in a situation that is quite annoying and troublesome for something that we like so much, that we’re left with nothing but to come up with a solution. It may not exactly be the right one but if it works just fine, then why not? Sometimes they might be hilarious or downright mean, but if it solves the problem then maybe it would be better to ease up a little on how the solution has been done.
This is a story on how it would be a better idea for men to pee in a bathroom instead of just doing it anywhere they fancy. Why? Well, there’s a darn pretty good reason bathroom’s were invented anyway, right? So, the next time you think of peeing in someone else’s backyard because you think it’s funny, you might want to think again after reading this story.
If you don't want to lose money, pee in the bathroom where it's safer, too.
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.”
“Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.
“Well, now, not so fast,” said the cop.“Where did you get all that money? You didn’t steal it, did you?”
“Oh, no, no”, said the old lady. “You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course.
A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower Garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, ‘why not make the best of it?
So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.
Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, ‘O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.’
“Well, that seems only fair,” said the cop, laughing. “OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag?”
“Not everybody pays.”
Don’t say we didn’t warn, ya!
15 Youtube Celebrities Who Earn Seven Digits
Whenever you’re told that there’s no money in creating those stupid videos you upload on Youtube, show them this article and tell them you’re going to be a millionaire someday.
Youtube's popularity has soared over the past decade since it was launched. People now consider the video sharing platform as their go-to source for all types of content. Whether it's entertainment or an educational clip, name it, Youtube has it.
Youtube has become the place where individuals can shine and share their talents to the world. Users have total control on the content they upload and the homemade videos don't cost as much. Maybe that's why there are a lot of Youtube celebrities now who are trending as they create original content for their millions of subscribers.
As an incentive for these brilliant content creators, Youtube allows its members to take a certain percentage of the advertising money it makes. This way, the user doesn't feel the need to go to another video sharing platform, or worse, sell its content to TV or film. These Youtube celebrities are raking in the dough from their subscriber base of millions.
Guy Instantly Regrets Asking The Internet for Free Photoshop Help
Can’t get anything for free anymore these days, buddy! LOL
With the countless examples of people getting trolled after asking for some Photoshop help, you would think that everyone’s already aware that doing that is such a bad idea.
But no. There are still some gullible folks out there who think that maybe they’d find a Good Samaritan with Photoshop skills who will help them out and do image adjustments for free.
Like this guy who took it to 4chan to ask for a photo fix where he is shown standing next to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. In the caption, he wrote “guys could you fix this for me?”
Spider-Man Gets Pranked by Thor And It’s Hilarious!
Poor Spidey! LOL
I am personally excited for Marvel’s upcoming Captain America: Civil War.
Hitting theaters this May, the movie pits Captain America (Chris Evans) against Iron Man (Robert Downey, Jr) and several other superheroes in a brawl like no other.
Plus one thing that thrills me about the upcoming feature film is the inclusion of Spider-Man (Tom Holland). This is the first time the fan favorite wall crawler will be appearing with the Avengers so this is really going to be fun. And historic, too, if I may add.
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