30 Unfortunately Named Restaurants That Fail So Bad They’re Hilariously Funny

English speakers around the world will agree that sometimes the language barrier can cause some pretty comical “lost in translation” situations.

Take restaurant names for example. Here is a compilation of horrendously laughable eating places that make for a thigh-slapping gastronomic experience:

#1. Is the food as stinky as its name?

#2. Beware men! Their ribs can cause impotence.

#3. Do they serve non-toilet trained babies?

#4. The owner must be massively endowed.

#5. While this owner is proud of his heritage.

#6. The unfortunately unlighted “S” makes this sign racist* as hell.

*To be fair, the name refers to a province in central Philippines.

#7. Does this describe the owner?

#8. We hope they don’t serve exactly that.

#9. Serves adult males only.

#10. May we never experience how this tastes.

#11. Lets hope this one doesn’t sink.

#12. For people who enjoy genital parasites just fine.

#13. Ditto this establishment that serves semen seamen sauce.

#14. Pretty stiff requirements for a restaurant.

#15. This must the eating place for pee fetishists.

#16. This bar is a clever pun on a well-loved classic.

#17. And this Chinese takeout is pretty specific about its specialty.

#18. We hope this isn’t what’s served to customers.

#19. A place for people who particularly hate that Disney-Pixar movie.

#20. Is that how desperate the Japanese are these days?

#21. Do they serve only a specific demographic of the population?

#22. Ditto for this bar and resto.

#23. We do hope they don’t mean that literally.

#24. For hungry people who desperately need a good lay.

#25. Their pizza must really be that good.

#26. A place to reflect on that really bad one night stand.

#27. We hope their food doesn’t give people STDs.

#28. Another place that serves up venereal disease.

#29. Does their food taste that awful?

#30. Let’s all just be thankful it doesn’t say “butt sweat.”

Have you seen any other funny restaurant names around? Share it with us in the comment section!

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