Sometimes you just can’t win when your parents give you the most unfortunate monikers you have to live with for the rest of your life. Names hold power. And if a kid happens to have a funny-sounding or cringe-worthy name, imagine the amount of bullying they’ll receive.
These 17 people have names you’d roll all over the floor laughing at, but they’ve transcended their misfortune and are totally winning at life.
Take for instance the cases of these individuals:
#1. Her cookbook is already in its third edition.
#2. A stinky name did not prevent him from earning his doctorate.
#3. Don’t judge him by his name, because he’s a judge!
#4. Don’t make fun of her. She’s on the 2016 Olympic boxing team. Pow!
#5. He owns his own home. Even if he’s named after a female genital part.
#6. He’s never gonna give you up, he’s never gonna let you down.
#7. Her family loved her dearly, nonetheless.
#8. She went on to become a congresswoman, her behind notwithstanding.
#9. This man named after “penis perspiration” was voted into office.
#10. With his “tarnished nether regions,” he won the World Series as a player and coach.
#11. He’s proud because his parents named him Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck.
— Shane Gibson (@tsgibson) March 19, 2015
#12. This one managed to land an office job with his own nameplate, too.
#13. He has a successful practice despite his name.
#14. Same goes for this dentist.
#15. Her “homosexual’s anus” name didn’t stop her from becoming tennis champion.
#16. This vigorous man was named Time Magazine’s “100 Most Influential People in the World” in 2005.
#17. She won lots of prizes as a contestant on “The Price is Right.”
An American Ninja Warrior Contestant Ran The Course Dressed As a T-Rex and It Was Iconic!
With his huge head, tree-trunk neck and tiny arms, this dinosaur was undoubtedly the star of the show.
American Ninja Warrior is a U.S. sports entertainment show where extreme athletes compete in an difficult obstacle course to win a hefty cash prize. And of course, to capture the ultimate title of "American Ninja Warrior."
It's rare for an athlete who can complete the course, and only two warriors have so far achieved the ultimate goal. Now imagine a prehistoric creature actually competing in the grueling race.
A T-Rex did.
12 Obvious Ways to Solve Famous Movie Plots in Seconds
A list of quick fixes for the protagonists.
All stories present a predicament that the main character must solve. That problem is essential for it determines our protagonist's subsequent course of action; hence, making the plot stronger and more interesting...or not.
Take, for instance, Matt Damon's movie, "The Martian." Damon played the role of an astronaut left behind Mars when his team thought he died during a fierce storm. Of course, he had to find a way to get back home. More so, to tell the people back on Earth that he was still alive.
Just imagine being on a different planet; there are no oxygen, food, water, or friends to help you. Help is less than a lightyear away. How will he survive then? How will he solve his problems?...
Photoshop Wizard Hilariously Inserts Himself In Celebrity Instagrams
Totally hilarious! Give this man a cookie!
Not all of us can rub shoulders with celebrities such as Taylor Swift, Victoria Beckham, or Mark Zuckerberg on the regular. But at best, we can probably pretend that we did and be a photoshop wizard just like Lorenz Valentino aka Dino. The graphic designer's skills in photo editing is so amazing, that his works have actually gone viral!
Lorenz, 25, from Germany, appears in all of the photos - including ones with Adele, Jennifer Lawrence and Taylor Swift, wearing a snazzy dinosaur onesie.