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14 Frighteningly Real Halloween Decorations to Spook Trick-or-Treaters Off Your Yard
Because its scare season once again.
Fresh off the blood moon apocalypse, Halloween approaches on cold, whispery feet, and fans of the season have began taking out their plastic skeletons, string cobwebs, rubber bat wings, and witch effigies out of the attic.
For some, its an excuse to go full-out Goth and scandalize the locals. For other people, however, Halloween represents that one month in 12 when they can let loose their inner Tim Burton…their Stephen King alter ego…or simply their adoration of “The Walking Dead.”
Because if you see any of these in your neighbors’ yards…run away…run far, far, away…
#1. This Ichabod Crane wannabe who’s got an “eye” on incoming visitors for miles around.
It’ll never be a “sleepy” hollow, that’s for sure.
#2. This neighbor who believes quite strongly in the existence of Area 51.
#3. This neighbor who took great pains to ensure you never set foot in his front walk.
Not even during daylight.
(Incidentally, is that a flayed man from House Bolton of “A Song of Ice and Fire,” or have they just dismembered poor Spider-man?)
#4. This homeowner who wants to set you up with Frankenstein’s bride.
#5. This family, which remains firm in its advocacy to bring back capital punishment.
Has a family in Parma, Ohio gone to far with Halloween decorations near a school? @wapiradio pic.twitter.com/D3CWpJTtdF
— Valerie Vining (@ValerieVining) October 9, 2015
Are you listening, school system?
#6. This fan celebrating the return of Season 6 of “The Walking Dead.”
Only this time around, the walkers win.
#7. This concerned citizen who believes the Hasbro movies should have an R-rating.
#8. This person who wants you to crap your pants…
…when you go to get a glass of water in the middle of the night.
#9. The homeowner who leaves all the lights off except for strategically placed sensors…
so when you unwittingly walk past in the dark…
#10 …you get smacked in the face with one of these…
#11 ….and run screaming inside the house only to void your bladder at the front door…
#12. This is one house whose doorbell the Elders will never ring…
…to peddle their Books of Mormon…
#13 …nor a yard Jehovah’s Witnesses and their pamphlets will dare cross.
#14 …because let’s face it, who would want to be next after this poor guy?
What’s your Halloween repertoire this year?
H/T: Buzzfeed