14 Frighteningly Real Halloween Decorations to Spook Trick-or-Treaters Off Your Yard

#8. This person who wants you to crap your pants…

…when you go to get a glass of water in the middle of the night.

#9. The homeowner who leaves all the lights off except for strategically placed sensors…

so when you unwittingly walk past in the dark…

#10 …you get smacked in the face with one of these…

#11 ….and run screaming inside the house only to void your bladder at the front door…

#12. This is one house whose doorbell the Elders will never ring…

…to peddle their Books of Mormon…

#13 …nor a yard Jehovah’s Witnesses and their pamphlets will dare cross.

#14 …because let’s face it, who would want to be next after this poor guy?

What’s your Halloween repertoire this year?

H/T: Buzzfeed